I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas-Kay Martin/Her Body Guards

[ti:I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas] [ar:Kay Martin & Her Bodygaurds] [al:I Know What He Wants for Christmas ..But I Don't Know How to Wrap It!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas (Remaster) - Kay Martin/Her Body Guards [00:09.61]I want a casting couch for christmas [00:14.15]One to call my very own [00:18.60]One on which a girl could retire [00:22.40]With an occasional piece in front of the fire [00:27.09]So santa don't you be a grouch [00:31.79]Please send me a casting couch [00:35.90]I've been in nearly ev'ry agent's office [00:40.42]I've been to hollywood and back [00:44.90]My trouble isn't always fallen arches [00:49.61]It's my aching sacroiliac [00:53.25]I want a couch to call my own [00:55.95]I've come to this decision [00:58.18]The only wrestling that i'd see [01:00.33]Would be on television [01:02.68]I want a casting couch for christmas [01:07.36]One to call my very own [01:11.86]One that felt real soft to my skin [01:16.13]And i could even get a little practice in [01:20.78]Cause i don't wanna be a slouch [01:25.26]On anybody's casting couch [01:29.77]My manager's apartment's really soundproof [01:34.25]Believe me you can't hear a single word [01:38.69]Because he's working on a special theory [01:43.15]That girls should be obscene and not heard [01:47.65]One agent had an office [01:49.86]That really was appealing [01:52.11]He even had a movie script [01:54.37]Projected on the ceiling [01:56.55]I want a casting couch for christmas [02:01.30]One to call my very own [02:05.57]My dressing room should be gold starred [02:09.96]So i'll take on all comers with no holds barred [02:14.48]So santa on this i'll vouch [02:18.93]If you'll bring me a casting couch [02:22.91]You'll be surprised how far it gets you [02:25.48]If you show a ju some jitsu [02:27.45]On a casting couch