Slag Aid-Chumbawamba

[ti:Slag Aid] [ar:Chumbawamba] [al:Showbusiness!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Slag Aid - Chumbawamba [00:39.10]In keeping with the fashion for charity not change [00:42.20]Here's out contribution we've called it Slag Aid [00:45.63] [00:46.32]For every pop star that we slag off today [00:48.95]Twenty-five million pounds will be given away [00:51.93] [01:06.96]Paul McCartney come on down [01:08.84] [01:09.95]With crocodile tears to irrigate this ground [01:12.33] [01:13.01]Make of Somalia a fertile paradise [01:16.32]Where everyone sings Beatles songs buys shares in EMI [01:19.82] [01:20.94]A and M [01:22.32] [01:34.04]Axel Rose this is your life [01:36.36] [01:37.11]Thank the Lord that you were born white [01:39.48]And thank MTV for this wonderful opportunity [01:42.99]To peddle your hypocrisy [01:45.17] [02:01.41]David Bowie the price is right [02:03.63] [02:04.32]With a suit full of compassion and a gob full of shit [02:08.31] [02:09.69]Still the voices of those who doubt [02:12.62]Coca-Cola for the peasants [02:14.87] [02:29.14]And Michael Jackson game for a laugh [02:31.26] [02:31.94]Dancing us down the garden path [02:33.94] [02:34.51]To Beverly Hills nine oh one oh you know you know [02:38.62]Fill the world with silver media [02:40.87] [02:56.75]Ladies and Gentlemen our special guest tonight [02:59.80] [03:00.31]He's come all the way put your hands together for Mr John Lydon [03:04.80]AKA Johnny Rotten he's got a new book out [03:07.92]No McLaren no Matlock no Dignity [03:11.22]Well we got a surprise for him tonight [03:13.51]'Cause we're gonna do the business [03:15.45]And we take no prisoners [03:17.32] [03:23.06]'Cause we got the hammer and we got the nails [03:25.87] [03:26.68]We got the hammer and we got the nails [03:29.42] [03:29.99]We got the hammer and we got the nails [03:32.99]And the two pieces of wood [03:35.40] [03:36.22]Put 'em together folks and what have we got [03:38.47]Tonight live in Leeds in city square [03:41.89]We've got the two pieces of wood sitting up [03:43.96]You see him hanging there [03:45.02]He's upside down nice little twist [03:46.77]Because we're gonna nail Mr Light on right up [03:53.57]To that cross and leave him hanging there [03:57.75] [03:59.18]Till the vultures come down [04:01.37] [04:02.49]And pick his eyes off his can yeah yeah yeah [04:05.92]Yeah yeah yeah yeah [04:08.48] [04:09.54]Ha ha ha ha [04:11.41] [04:12.16]Ha ha ha ha [04:15.12] [04:25.22]Ladies and gentlemen you've been so good [04:27.21] [04:27.90]Thank you on next week's show the man upstairs [04:32.26] [04:32.83]And have we got a bone to pick with him [04:35.07] [04:37.09]Cheers ta