Ironic-Alanis Morissette

[ti:Alanis Morissette Ironic] [ar:Various Artists] [al:经典100首] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic - Alanis Morissette [00:01.96]Hey yiah yiah [00:04.59]Yiah yea yea [00:07.20]Hey yiah [00:09.26] [00:12.23]An old man turned ninety-eight
一个已有九十八高龄的老人 [00:17.96]He won the lottery and died the next day
他中了彩票，第二天却与世长辞 [00:24.16]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像你夏敦埃酒杯里的一只黑苍蝇 [00:30.84]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像一个死囚被执行死刑后，两分钟才获得赦免 [00:36.75]Isn't it ironic
这是多么滑稽啊 [00:39.57]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [00:42.44]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [00:48.41]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [00:53.95]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [01:00.50]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到 [01:06.35]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
谨慎先生害怕飞行 [01:11.59]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他打包好行李箱，和孩子们吻别 [01:17.40]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他为了那趟航班等候了整整一生 [01:23.49]And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机坠毁，他想 [01:26.61]Well isn't this nice
啊，这本该很美好的 [01:28.86]And isn't it ironic
现在却是那么滑稽 [01:31.49]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [01:34.00]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [01:40.08]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [01:45.68]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [01:51.80]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到 [01:58.04]Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
嗯，当你认为生活诸事顺心时 [02:01.91]When you think everything's okay and everything's goin' right right
生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，偷偷地接近你 [02:06.36]And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when
当你认为生活一团糟时 [02:13.89]You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up
生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，告诉你没人可以拉你一把 [02:16.83]In your face
事实就是 [02:19.20] [02:21.17]A traffic jam when you're already late
当你就要迟到时，偏偏遇到了堵车 [02:26.09]A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
当你想抽支烟放松时，却看到了禁止吸烟的标识牌 [02:32.08]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像自己有一万只汤匙，却没有一把需要的刀子 [02:37.59]It's meetin' the man of my dreams
这就是我和我梦中人的邂逅 [02:40.50]And then meetin' his beautiful wife umm
接着又和她的妻子邂逅，嗯 [02:43.67]And isn't it ironic
这是那么滑稽 [02:45.89]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [02:48.50]A little too ironic
这是那么滑稽 [02:51.53]And yeah I really do think
耶，一点都不假 [02:54.18]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [03:00.04]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [03:05.53]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [03:11.58]And who would've thought it figures
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