Screening Evaluation(Skit) (Explicit)-Joyner Lucas

[ti:Screening Evaluation(Skit) (Explicit)] [ar:Joyner Lucas] [al:ADHD (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Screening Evaluation(Skit) (Explicit) - Joyner Lucas [00:07.07]So listen buddy I'm gonna give you a little test okay
小朋友 听着 我要给你做个小测试 好吗 [00:13.57]Okay
好的 [00:14.44]Is that okay buddy
小朋友 没问题吧 [00:16.86]This test is call a Rorschach test
这个测试叫做罗夏墨迹测试 [00:20.48]And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
我们只会给像你一样聪明的小孩做这个测试哦 [00:24.05]So we can see how smart you really are
那我们就可以知道你到底有多聪明 [00:28.39]And Joyner you're only eight years old correct
Joyner 你只有八岁 对吗 [00:32.17]Yes
没错 [00:33.59]Wow you're such a big boy
你真是个勇敢的男孩 [00:37.79]Okay so I'm going to hold up some pictures
好的 接下来我手里会拿着一些图片 [00:41.91]And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures okay
你要告诉我你在图片里看到了什么 好吗 [00:47.69]Okay
好的 [00:48.56]Okay let's start with this one
很好 让我从这张图片开始 [00:51.91]What do you see in this picture buddy
小朋友 你在图片里看到了什么 [00:55.93]A butterfly
一只蝴蝶 [00:57.55]Yes that is absolutely correct
没错 完全正确 [01:00.81]What a smart boy you are that is a butterfly
你真是个聪明的男孩 的确是一只蝴蝶 [01:05.62]Wow okay how about this picture
很好 那这张图片呢 [01:11.27]That's a television
这是一台电视机 [01:13.53]And that's another correct answer
你又回答正确 [01:16.62]Good job buddy you might be a genius
小朋友 做的不错 你可能是个天才 [01:22.20]How about this one
那这张呢 [01:25.27]That's a basketball
这是一颗篮球 [01:27.60]Joyner you are so amazing
Joyner 你太棒了 [01:31.19]Another great answer that is a basketball
完美的答案 的确是一颗篮球 [01:36.93]I don't even know if I could've got that one right
换做是我的话 都不知道我能否答上来 [01:41.78]Such a smart smart boy
真是个聪明伶俐的男孩 [01:45.37]Okay how about this one
很好 那这张图片呢 [01:49.90]That's a condom
这是一个** [01:52.83]We're gonna try this again
我们再试一次 [01:55.16]You better not f**k up this time
这次你不能答错了哦 [01:57.87]That's a that's a condom
没错呀 这就是** [01:59.95]Joyner I just called you a smart boy
Joyner 我刚才夸奖你是个聪明的孩子 [02:03.46]Please don't make me regret that statement
请别让我后悔对你做出那样的评价 [02:08.65]You know what Let's just try another picture
你知道吗 让我们试试别的图片 [02:14.03]Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
仔细看看 告诉我 你在这张图片看到了什么 [02:18.30]Uh that looks like a loaded gun
这看上去像把上膛的枪 [02:20.89]We're gonna try this again
我们再试一次 [02:23.21]And you better not f**k up this time
这次你不能答错了哦 [02:26.29]I said it's a loaded gun
我说过了 这是一把上膛的枪 [02:28.89]What are you a f**king retard
难道你是白痴么 [02:31.85]Are you stupid
你是不是笨呀 [02:33.68]Mentally challenged
智商低么 [02:35.81]What the f**k is the matter with you
你究竟有什么毛病 [02:38.93]I'm sorry
对不起 [02:39.75]I'm trying to help you
我试着帮你 [02:42.28]Look at the f**king picture
看着这张图片 [02:44.66]I am I'm trying I'm looking
我正在努力 我真的在看 [02:47.20]Look at the f**king picture
好好看看这张图片