The Kids-Nirvana

[ti:the kids] [ar:eminem] [al:306307] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.11] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman） [00:05.04]And everyone should get along [00:07.04]Okay children quiet down quiet down [00:08.61]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day [00:12.17]His name is Mr Shady [00:13.86] [00:14.54]Children quiet down please [00:16.48]Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ） [00:18.50]Mr Shady will be your new substitute [00:20.53]While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS ） [00:22.88]Good luck Mr Shady [00:24.16] Eminem [00:24.41]Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ） [00:26.54]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels [00:28.17]But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ） [00:30.69]Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom [00:33.37]And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot [00:36.15]But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot [00:38.60]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot [00:41.46]And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock [00:43.84]When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog [00:47.03]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ） [00:49.90]And even if they escaped and they got the cops [00:52.28]The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge [00:54.62]'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job [00:57.71]When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk [01:00.34]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off [01:03.03]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker [01:05.78]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka [01:07.44]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr " [01:10.92]He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her [01:13.34]And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her [01:16.50]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander [01:18.65]They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner [01:20.72]And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a [01:23.16]And what it might do to you [01:25.28]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you [01:27.45]Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） [01:28.13]See children drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） [01:29.06]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [01:32.22]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） [01:34.21]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [01:36.75]So kids say no to drugs （that's right） [01:40.04]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [01:42.77]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [01:45.63]Drugs are just bad mmm'kay [01:46.84] Eminem [01:47.88]My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it [01:50.30]F**K NO you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut （Huh ） [01:53.28]Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels [01:55.28]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world [01:58.37]If someone ever offers it to you don't do it [02:00.68]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid [02:02.56]And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back [02:05.95]So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back [02:08.49]Meet Zach twenty-one years old [02:10.58]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold [02:13.60]And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys [02:16.59]And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it [02:19.30]Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive [02:22.92]And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb [02:24.90]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches [02:26.81]He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH [02:28.97]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him [02:32.53]"Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him " [02:35.27]Cause they took it too so they think it's funny [02:37.27]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money [02:39.56]Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over [02:43.09]And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga [02:45.94]And that's the story of Zach the e*****y maniac [02:47.96]So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you [02:50.81]Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） [02:51.56]See children drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） [02:53.69]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [02:56.46]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） [02:58.61]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [03:02.02]So kids say no to drugs （that's right） [03:04.49]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [03:06.45]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [03:09.71]Drugs are just bad mmm'kay [03:10.94] Eminem [03:12.09]And last but not least one of the most humungous [03:13.99]Problems among young people today is fungus [03:17.28]It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off [03:20.09]Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it [03:22.68]Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff [03:25.20]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em [03:27.68]And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what ） [03:30.68]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair [03:33.09]（Mr Shady what's a G-string ） It's yarn Claire [03:35.72]Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em （Huh ） [03:38.75]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms [03:40.74]Whoops did I say magic mushrooms [03:41.93]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come ） [03:46.86]Cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross ） [03:49.27]See drugs are bad it's a common fact [03:51.11]But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at （Oh ） [03:54.02]But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D [03:56.76]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee [03:59.11]And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault [04:01.33]So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't [04:04.20]Cause I'm bad for you [04:05.31]Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） [04:05.93]See children drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） [04:07.31]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [04:10.05]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） [04:12.26]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [04:15.49]So kids say no to drugs （that's right） [04:18.01]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [04:20.30]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [04:23.42]Drugs are just bad mmm'kay [04:24.92] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman） [04:26.99]Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ） [04:28.98]Sing along children （Suck my motherf**kin dick ） [04:30.71]Drugs are just bad drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ） [04:37.03]So don't do drugs （Suck my motherf**kin penis ） [04:39.37]So there'll be more for me （Hippie God damnit ） [04:43.74]（So f**ked up right now ）