One Week-Barenaked Ladies

[ti:One Week (Album Version)] [ar:Barenaked Ladies] [al:Stunt] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Week - Barenaked Ladies (裸体女郎乐队) [00:00.29]Written by：Ed Robertson [00:00.58]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:02.94] [00:03.79]Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry [00:05.96]Five days since you laughed at me saying [00:07.68]Get that together come back and see me [00:09.56] [00:10.12]Three days since the living room [00:11.38] [00:11.89]I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you [00:14.20]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [00:16.01]But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry [00:18.01] [00:18.62]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink [00:20.19]As I make you stop think [00:21.27]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman [00:22.88]I summon fish to the dish [00:23.96]Although I like the Chalet Swiss [00:25.03]I like the sushi cause it's never touched a frying pan [00:27.06]Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes [00:28.53]Big like LeAnn Rimes [00:29.70]Because I'm all about value [00:31.18]Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits [00:32.84]You try to match wits [00:33.87]You try to hold me but I bust through [00:35.54]Gonna make a break and take a fake [00:36.70]I'd like a stinking aching shake [00:37.74]I like vanilla it's the finest of the flavours [00:39.69]Gotta see the show cause then you'll know [00:40.97]The vertigo is gonna grow [00:41.85]Cause it's so dangerous [00:42.55]You'll have to sign a waiver [00:43.57] [00:44.16]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [00:46.27]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [00:48.37]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [00:50.11]Can't understand what I mean [00:51.56]Well you soon will [00:52.56]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [00:54.65]I have a history of taking off my shirt [00:56.25]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:58.27] [00:59.03]Threw your arms in the air [01:00.05]And said you're crazy [01:01.11]Five days since you tackled me [01:02.89]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees [01:05.06]It's been three days since the afternoon [01:06.58] [01:07.18]You realized it's not my fault [01:08.44]Not a moment too soon [01:09.52]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [01:11.29]And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry [01:13.64] [01:30.85]Chickity China the Chinese chicken [01:32.76]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' [01:34.88]Watching X-Files with no lights on [01:36.63]We're dans la maison [01:37.68]I hope the Smoking Man's in this one [01:39.15]Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic [01:40.36] [01:41.08]Like Sting I'm tantric [01:42.00]Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy [01:43.57]Like Kurasawa I make mad films [01:45.13]Okay I don't make films [01:46.29]But if I did they'd have a Samurai [01:47.91]Gonna get a set of better clubs [01:49.07]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs [01:50.20]Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing [01:52.11]Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon [01:53.38]Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes [01:55.06]That make me think the wrong thing [01:56.52]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [01:58.60]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [02:00.73]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [02:02.54]Can't understand what I mean [02:04.18]Well you soon will [02:05.01]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [02:07.03]I have a history of losing my shirt [02:08.82]It's been one week since you looked at me [02:10.62] [02:11.13]Dropped your arms to your sides [02:12.54]And said I'm sorry [02:13.47]Five days since I laughed at you and said [02:15.23]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do [02:17.70]Three days since the living room [02:19.00] [02:19.52]We realized we're both to blame [02:20.69]But what could we do [02:21.86]Yesterday you just smiled at me [02:23.50]Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry [02:25.66] [02:28.15]It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry [02:29.94] [02:32.38]It'll still be two days 'til we say wasasbi [02:34.26] [02:36.89]Birchmount Stadium home of the Robbie