Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting (Live)-Rodney Carrington

[ti:Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting (Live)] [ar:Rodney Carrington] [al:Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting (Live) - Rodney Carrington [00:00.33]Deer hunting's real popular where I live y'all deer around here [00:02.91] [00:04.29]A lot of ya deer hunt what do ya [00:05.16]Use to kill a deer with here gun [00:07.92] [00:09.02]Yeah or yeah [00:10.04] [00:11.98]Car gun [00:12.93] [00:14.00]You people do sh*t different in charllote see ya sit [00:17.25]Out in a big old camouflauge buick going there he [00:20.16] [00:22.31]Start it up real slow [00:23.56] [00:25.29]A guy the other [00:25.90]Night hollered out a stick you know you gotta be [00:27.65]A bad son of a b**ch [00:28.53]To kill a deer with a stick [00:28.70] [00:31.02]He said I was out in the [00:32.07]Bushes I left my d**n gun in the truck a [00:34.14]Deer snuck up on me I grabbed a stick and [00:35.92]I beat the sh*t out of him [00:37.22] [00:38.43]I had to [00:38.91]Ride that f**ker for a mile I killed his ass [00:40.71]Though I ripped one of his horns off and stabbed [00:42.77]Him with that son of a b**ch [00:44.12] [00:50.05]Got a friend who hunts [00:50.79]Where I live he's one of them guys [00:51.97]That has them Vietnam flashbacks he ain't never been in Vietnam [00:54.89] [00:58.18]F**ker is crazy if you go hunting with him [00:59.76]You walk into the woods get down I smell him [01:01.73] [01:03.77]What the hell do you smell [01:04.71] [01:05.77]I smell deer get down [01:06.90] [01:07.98]You smell deer sh*t you're laying in it [01:09.49] [01:11.83]He looked at me and said if we don't kill a [01:13.48]Deer let's go snake hunting f**k that I don't even [01:15.46]Like seeing them by accident I don't want to go [01:17.05]Look for the d**n thing [01:18.06] [01:18.58]You ever hear somebody say [01:19.57]You see a snake off in the woods be still [01:21.58]He'll bite your ass if you move [01:23.34] [01:25.14]Anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake [01:27.09] [01:28.41]Told him there two movements a ball movement [01:29.98]And a physical movement [01:31.04] [01:32.19]Sh*t and run catch mate [01:33.62] [01:36.51]He killed a snake he's cutting it up in little pieces [01:38.33]And I go now what the hell are you doing now [01:40.49]He goes we gonna eat it [01:41.76] [01:43.57]No we ain't