斗牛-网络歌手

[ti:斗牛 (卖咸鱼的故事)] [ar:网络歌手] [al:江南恐龙] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]斗牛 - 网络歌手 (Network singer) [00:10.75]要不要买一下 [00:12.26] [00:12.77]要不要买咸鱼啊 [00:13.96] [00:17.38]有什么不妥 [00:19.11]有话就直说 [00:19.98] [00:20.83]别站我面前 [00:22.09] [00:22.60]盯着咸鱼看 [00:23.90] [00:24.51]到底买不买 [00:25.56] [00:26.25]懂不懂咸鱼 [00:27.30] [00:28.15]有种不要走 [00:29.16] [00:29.90]买了鱼再走 [00:30.85] [00:31.83]有什么不妥 [00:32.87] [00:33.72]有话就直说 [00:34.72] [00:35.56]别站我面前 [00:36.52] [00:37.38]盯着咸鱼看 [00:38.52] [00:39.25]到底买不买 [00:40.27] [00:41.05]懂不懂咸鱼 [00:42.00] [00:42.88]有种不要走 [00:43.79] [00:44.77]买了鱼再走 [00:46.27]小咸鱼它在摊子上睡觉 [00:48.93]你傻傻看着他 [00:50.72]对咸鱼动手动脚 [00:53.19]你手摸了摸头 [00:54.59]口水一直在流 [00:56.27]漂亮的假动作 [00:58.12]看傻了我 [01:00.03]我看出你诡计 [01:01.86]摊子上偷咸鱼 [01:03.70]快攻抢我的鱼 [01:05.70]不让他得手 [01:07.50]你拿了我鱼不说 [01:09.26]又弄脏我咸鱼 [01:11.07]我终于忍不住 [01:12.95]对你开口 [01:14.79] [01:15.56]说你说买不买鱼 [01:16.82]怎么一直停留 [01:17.83]谁让你留停的 [01:19.40]为什么拿我的鱼看半天 [01:21.21]你却不鸟我一眼 [01:22.75]你说呀你怎么不看我 [01:24.68]你说呀你怎么不买鱼 [01:26.51]你说 是不是我没鱼漂亮 [01:28.81] [01:30.36]说你怎么面对我 [01:32.04]甩开鱼我满腔的怒火 [01:34.04]我想揍你已经很久 [01:36.09]别想走 [01:37.64]说你钞票全付给我 [01:39.17]买了一筐鱼后你再走 [01:41.30]不买咸鱼我就揍你 [01:43.46]别怪我 [01:45.18]说你快买我的鱼 [01:46.87]已经一个星期没生意 [01:48.79]咸鱼都快发臭 [01:50.23]不买别想走 [01:52.51]说现在看我也没用 [01:54.11]是你自己倒霉来我这 [01:56.01]我的咸鱼已经发臭 全买走 [01:59.72] [02:37.07]小咸鱼它在摊子上睡觉 [02:39.85]你傻傻看着他 [02:41.56]对咸鱼动手动脚 [02:44.07]你手摸了摸头 [02:45.52]口水一直在流 [02:47.17]漂亮的假动作 [02:48.94]看傻了我 [02:50.90]我看出你诡计 [02:52.65]摊子上偷咸鱼 [02:54.49]快攻抢我的鱼 [02:56.40]不让他得手 [02:58.33]你拿了我鱼不说 [03:00.01]又弄脏我咸鱼 [03:01.77]我终于忍不住 [03:03.77]对你开口 [03:06.40]说你说买不买鱼 [03:07.62]怎么一直停留 [03:08.70]谁让你留停的 [03:10.35]为什么拿我的鱼看半天 [03:12.06]你却不鸟我一眼 [03:13.69]你说呀你怎么不看我 [03:15.42]你说呀你怎么不买鱼 [03:17.26]你说 是不是我没鱼漂亮 [03:19.78] [03:21.19]说你怎么面对我 [03:22.53]甩开鱼我满腔的怒火 [03:24.67]我想揍你已经很久 [03:26.86]别想走 [03:28.45]说你钞票全付给我 [03:30.01]买了一筐鱼后你再走 [03:32.19]不买咸鱼我就揍你 [03:34.19]别怪我 [03:35.87]说你快买我的鱼 [03:37.36]已经一个星期没生意 [03:39.55]咸鱼都快发臭 [03:41.03]不买别想走 [03:43.14]说现在看我也没用 [03:44.77]是你自己倒霉来我这 [03:46.95]我的咸鱼已经发臭 全买走