Look Out, There's A Monster Coming-Bonzo Dog Band

[ti:Look Out, There's A Monster Coming] [ar:Bonzo Dog Band] [al:The Bonzo Dog Band - The Intro] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Look Out, There's A Monster Coming - Bonzo Dog Band [00:01.08]And 3 4 [00:01.40] [00:31.52]Lonely unmarried looking for love [00:33.24] [00:33.81]Life was passing me by [00:35.13] [00:35.99]So I sent off my photo hobbies and age [00:38.06] [00:38.73]Magazine marriage I tried [00:40.00] [00:40.72]They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls [00:43.00]Have been trained in the art of pleasing men [00:45.16] [00:45.69]Be lonely no more open destiny's door [00:48.10]For one dollar they arrange a meeting [00:49.64] [00:50.70]My image was wrong I didn't like me [00:52.60]So I changed my personality [00:53.76] [00:55.59]I bought a delux Merseybeat wig [00:57.44] [00:57.98]But it was a size too big [00:59.10] [01:00.01]What confidence in my new built up shoes [01:02.33]So smart for winter or summer [01:03.98] [01:04.84]Undetectable in normal everyday use [01:06.78] [01:07.36]Look out there's a monster coming [01:08.87] [01:15.20]Bye bye binoculars and Macintosh [01:17.56]Everything is just great [01:18.67] [01:19.92]I take elocution learn to speak posh [01:22.24]But still I can't find a mate [01:23.40] [01:24.51]Be popular learn to play the guitar [01:26.41] [01:27.07]In seven days you could be strumming [01:28.73] [01:29.41]Be sociable learn kissing technique [01:31.19] [01:31.91]Look out there's a monster coming [01:33.36] [01:55.90]For my Carnaby clothes I reshaped my nose [01:57.95] [01:58.51]Plastic surgery's best [01:59.59] [02:00.74]To cut down my weight off comes my left leg [02:02.89]I pass a swimming costume test [02:04.36] [02:05.34]Are my sideboards too long [02:06.67]Don't my aftershave pong [02:07.86]I know my new nose ain't running [02:09.11] [02:10.20]What's wrong with my tie [02:11.36]Am I getting too high [02:12.07] [02:12.83]Look out there's a monster coming [02:14.14] [02:15.26]Disfiguring and ugly my facial hair [02:16.89] [02:17.51]I had removed electrically [02:18.54] [02:19.99]I rejuvenated my energy cells [02:22.00]And regained my virility grunt grunt [02:24.68]He put my hand on my heart [02:26.03]I am changing the part [02:26.81] [02:27.42]He had a machine for a mummy [02:28.70] [02:29.71]Please be gentle with me [02:30.77]I come to pieces literally [02:31.59] [02:32.28]Look out there's a monster coming [02:33.45] [02:34.47]Look out there's a monster coming [02:35.79] [02:36.83]Look out there's a monster coming [02:38.14] [02:39.06]Look out there's a monster coming [02:40.40] [02:41.24]Look out there's a monster coming [02:42.85] [02:43.79]Look out there's a monster coming [02:45.06] [02:46.06]Look out there's a monster coming [02:47.23] [02:48.31]Look out there's a monster coming