Slim Shady (Stackhouse Recordings Mix)-Eminem

　　　 Artist：eminem Songs Title：real slim shady May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? Were gonna have a problem here.. Yall act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin her a** worse than before They first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!) Its the return of the... ah, wait, no way, youre kidding, He didnt just say what I think he did, did he? And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. dres dead, hes locked in my basement! (ha-ha!) Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable: Chigga chigga chigga*} slim shady, Im sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who, yeah, but hes so cute though! Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than whats goin on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but cant But its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And thats the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the discovery channel dont they? We aint nothing but mammals.. well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes Chorus: eminem (repeat 2x) Im slim shady, yes Im the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So wont the real slim shady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; Well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too! You think I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me But slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird? Why? so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to britney spears? Sh*t, christina aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst And hear em argue over who she gave head to first You little b**ch, put me on blast on mtv Yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to kim, hee-hee! I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd {*ahhh!*} Im sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just dont give a f**k like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me! Im like a head trip to listen to, cause Im only givin you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of yall and I dont gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it {*err*} I just sh*t it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums Its funny; cause at the rate Im goin when Im thirty Ill be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when Im jackin off with jergens And Im jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isnt working And every single person is a slim shady lurkin He could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings {*hach*} or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming I dont give a f**k! With his windows down and his system up So, will the real shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Ha ha Guess theres a slim shady in all of us F**k it, lets all stand up