Tip That Waitress (Live)-Loudon Wainwright III

[ti:Tip That Waitress (Live)] [ar:Loudon Wainwright III] [al:Career Moves] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Tip That Waitress (Live) - Loudon Wainwright III [00:17.74]She's been on her feet nearly half the d**ned night [00:20.43] [00:21.79]Bringing your beverage and your late night bite [00:24.37] [00:26.04]She remains cheerful [00:27.49]When you're nasty and tight [00:29.08] [00:29.72]Makes change for a 50 in dim candle light [00:33.99] [00:35.32]Ignoring the groping hoping you might [00:38.37]Come across with a tip [00:39.67]And sympathize with her plight [00:44.40] [00:46.13]Tip that waitress [00:47.67] [00:51.99]She's getting her masters [00:53.53]Supporting her mom [00:55.18]Amidst the confusion she remains cool and calm [00:58.80] [01:00.42]She knows exits in case of a fire or bomb [01:04.01] [01:04.74]She knows all the words to the 23rd Psalm [01:09.21]She handles her tray with pnash and aplomb [01:13.67]Her brother's a Quaker [01:14.83] [01:16.21]Her dad was in Nam [01:19.30] [01:21.32]Tip that waitress [01:23.30] [01:26.78]Tip that waitress [01:27.71] [01:29.02]She's been waiting on you [01:32.13] [01:35.56]Skip the small change slap down a dollar or two [01:41.72] [01:44.95]Her arches are aching her lower back shot [01:47.95] [01:48.90]Her varicose veins hurt like hell when it's hot [01:51.68] [01:53.31]Her uniform' too tight [01:55.32]Tasteful it's not [01:57.35]She knows the specials [01:58.81]And they are not a lot [02:01.05] [02:02.08]The cook is on qualudes the busboy deals pot [02:06.21] [02:07.57]If she had a real job she'd quit on the spot [02:12.38] [02:14.04]So tip that waitress [02:16.75] [02:37.71]This plea for gratuity's gone on way too long [02:41.21]There's a time and a place [02:42.47]Where them things belong [02:44.96]The stage and a soapbox [02:46.52]This is only a song [02:48.44]To dwell on the matter much longer would be wrong [02:51.11]And people get by she'll get along [02:55.22] [02:56.62]But I think she gets off [02:57.88] [02:58.43]When I come on strong [03:02.35] [03:04.14]So tip that waitress [03:07.66] [03:09.83]Tip that waitress [03:10.67] [03:12.13]She's been waiting on you [03:15.44] [03:18.03]Skip the small change [03:20.07]Slap down a five or a two [03:23.21] [03:26.52]She's been on her feet nearly half the d**ned night [03:30.73]Bringing your beverage and your late night bite [03:34.92]She remains cheerful [03:36.26]When you're nasty and tight [03:38.48]Makes change for a 50 in dim candle light [03:43.90]Ignoring the groping hoping you might [03:48.00]Come across with a tip [03:49.51]And sympathize with her plight [03:54.66] [03:55.53]Tip that waitress