As the World Turns-Eminem

[ti:As the World Turns] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.43]As the World Turns - Eminem [00:01.46]Composer：Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Marshall Mathers [00:02.41] [00:10.54]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [00:12.55]Yes man as the world turns [00:15.06] [00:15.82]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [00:16.70]We all experience things in life [00:18.63]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [00:19.48]Trials and tribulations that we all must go through [00:21.91] [00:23.18]When someone wants to test us [00:24.45] [00:25.41]When someone tries our patience [00:26.86] [00:27.77]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [00:30.39]I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters [00:32.87]Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns [00:35.48]Outsidaz baby and we suin' the courts [00:37.65]'Cause we dope as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source [00:40.36]They never should've booted me outta reform school [00:42.90]Deformed fool taking a sh*t in a warm pool [00:45.23]'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn [00:46.97]I said it wasn't me I got a twin [00:48.84]Oh my God it's you Not again [00:50.68]It all started when my mother took my bike away [00:52.91]'Cause I murdered my guinea pig [00:54.12]And stuck him in the microwave [00:55.62]After that it was straight to the 40 ouncers [00:57.92]Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors [01:00.57]Class clown freshman dressed like Les Nessman [01:03.06]F**k the next lesson I'll pass the test guessin' [01:05.44]And all the other kids said Eminem is a thizz head [01:07.89]He'll never last the only class he'll ever pass is phys-ed [01:10.68]Maybe true 'til I told this b**ch in gym class [01:12.93]That she was too fat to swim laps she need a Slim Fast [01:15.68]Who me yeah b**ch you so big [01:17.87]You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig [01:20.56]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig [01:22.79]Put me in a headlock then I thought of my guinea pig [01:25.43]I felt the evilness and started transformin' [01:27.68]It began stormin' I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarmin' [01:30.82]Grabbed that b**ch by her hair drug her across the ground [01:33.06]And took her up to the highest diving board [01:34.87]And tossed her down [01:35.79]Sorry coach it's too late to tell me stop [01:37.90]While I drop this b**ch face down and watch her belly flop [01:40.60]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [01:41.45]As the world turns these are the days of our lives [01:45.92] [01:47.13]These are the things that we must go through day by day [01:48.02]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [01:50.43]We drive around in million dollar sports cars [01:52.53]While little kids hide this tape [01:53.97]From their parents like bad report cards [01:55.86]Outsidaz and we suin' the courts [01:57.72]'Cause we dope as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source [02:00.50]Hypochondriac hanging out at the laundromat [02:03.19]Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at [02:05.71]Dressed like a sailor standin' by a pail of garbage [02:08.06]It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b**ch [02:10.73]I met a slut and said what up it's nice to meet ya [02:13.04]I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza [02:15.36]But I'm broke as f**k [02:16.08]And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month [02:18.06]But if you would care to join me [02:19.07]I was about to roll this next blunt [02:20.76]But I ain't got no weed no Phillies or no papers [02:22.86]Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist [02:25.40]So give me all your money [02:26.59]And don't try nothing funny 'cause you know your stinking a** is too fat [02:29.36]To try to outrun me [02:30.67]I went to grab my gun that's when her a** put it on me [02:33.04]With an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry [02:35.70]I fell through the glass doors started causing a scene [02:37.99]Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine [02:40.70]Jumped up with a broken back [02:42.42]Thank God I was smokin' crack [02:43.79]All day and doped up on coke and smack [02:45.70]All I wanted to do was rape the b**ch and snatch her purse [02:48.22]Now I wanna kill her but yo I gotta catch her first [02:50.81]Ran through Rally's parking lot and took a shortcut [02:53.01]Saw the house she ran up in and shot her f**kin' porch up [02:55.83]Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut [02:57.94]Looked around the room [02:59.08]That's when I seen her bedroom door shut [03:00.75]I know you're in there b**ch I got my gun cocked [03:02.93]You might as well come out now [03:04.33]She said come in it's unlocked [03:05.84]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne [03:08.05]And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn [03:10.75]She said come here big boy let's get acquainted [03:13.04]I turned around to run twisted my ankle and sprained it [03:15.46]She came at me at full speed nothin' could stop her [03:17.98]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her [03:20.79]I started to beg no please let go [03:22.93]But she swallowed my f**kin' leg whole like an egg roll [03:25.46]With one leg left now I'm hoppin' around crippled [03:27.93]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple [03:30.40]Just tryna buy me some time [03:31.61]Then I remembered this magic trick [03:33.17]Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh go-go gadget dick [03:35.91]Whipped that sh*t out and ain't no doubt about it [03:37.97]It hit the ground caused an earthquake and power outage [03:40.70]I shouted now b**ch let's see who gets the best [03:42.88]Stuffed that sh*t in crooked and f**ked that fat slut to death [03:45.26] [03:46.11]Come here b**ch come here [03:47.75]Take this mothaf**kin' dick b**ch come here [03:50.52]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [03:52.29]And as we go along throughout the days of our lives [03:56.35] [03:57.78]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [04:00.60]We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday [04:03.81]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [04:04.67]That we must go through these are the things [04:07.69]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [04:08.57]That surround us through our atmosphere every day [04:11.88]I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round [04:12.73]Every single day the world keeps turning [04:15.92]But I wish it would stop and let me off right now [04:16.81]Keeps turning keeps turning