We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You-Kinky Friedman

[ti:We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You] [ar:Kinky Friedman] [al:Sold American-30Th Anniversary] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You - Kinky Friedman [00:05.63]While traveling through the lone star state [00:08.17]I lost my lunch before I ate [00:10.72]It happened in a pull ahead caf yahoo [00:14.77] [00:15.73]I felt my bones begin to crunch [00:18.32]I saw my name on the businessman's lunch [00:20.89]And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say [00:23.68] [00:26.12]Hey buddy are you blind [00:29.51] [00:31.58]Say partner can't you read the sign [00:35.29] [00:38.86]We reserve the right to refuse service to you [00:42.36] [00:43.34]Take your business back to walgreens [00:44.94] [00:45.83]Have you tried your local zoo [00:47.35] [00:49.46]You smell just like a communist [00:51.17] [00:51.75]You come on through just like a Jew [00:53.90] [00:54.92]We reserve the right to refuse service to you [01:02.52] [01:04.24]Well I walked on in to my house of god [01:06.52] [01:07.29]Congregation on the nod [01:09.30]Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing [01:11.88] [01:14.57]Hear o Israel yes indeed [01:16.10] [01:17.24]My book was backwards couldn't read [01:19.31]But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing [01:22.19] [01:24.42]Boruch atoh adonoi [01:28.57] [01:29.79]What the hell are you doing back there boy [01:32.36] [01:37.10]We reserve the right to refuse services to you [01:40.49] [01:41.79]Your friends are all on welfare [01:44.23]You call yourself a Jew [01:45.62] [01:48.09]You need your ticket and your tie [01:50.33]To zip your prayers on through [01:52.08] [01:52.96]We reserve the right to refuse services unto you [02:00.91] [02:02.74]Life from Laos and Cambodia [02:05.12]No more tears tonight they showed ya [02:07.59]The latest old war movies on TV [02:10.55] [02:12.55]You know its bound to escalate [02:14.79]So go and turn on channel eight [02:17.39]Watch channel seven border channel three [02:20.52] [02:22.23]Well I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeeps [02:25.91] [02:27.24]And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps [02:31.58] [02:35.16]We reserve the right to refuse service to you [02:38.75] [02:39.64]Right face forward move [02:41.67] [02:42.35]And get the children too [02:44.24] [02:45.37]Let saigons be bygones [02:47.27] [02:47.78]Don't you blow this world in two [02:49.66] [02:50.83]We reserve the right to refuse service to you [02:58.28] [03:00.05]Well its just my luck that gods a Texan [03:02.69]One big sonbitchin Anglo Saxon [03:05.30]Some crazy tall Norwegian bore [03:08.34] [03:09.95]Just to help my body shipped air freight [03:12.53]From Texas to the pearly gate [03:14.88]Just ring the bell and leave me at the door [03:17.72] [03:19.40]I'll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low [03:23.23] [03:23.82]I'll hear them tape recorded angels in lifelike stereo [03:30.68] [03:31.36]Singing [03:31.89] [03:32.42]We reserve the right to refuse service to you [03:35.97] [03:36.84]Take your business back to walgreens [03:38.44] [03:39.26]Have you tried your local zoo [03:40.78] [03:42.79]Our quotas filled for this year [03:45.24]On singing Texas Jews [03:47.02] [03:48.20]We reserve the right to refuse service to you