Hard-Loving Loser-Mimi And Richard Farina

[ti:Hard-Loving Loser] [ar:Mimi And Richard Farina] [al:Pack Up Your Sorrows, Best Of The Va] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hard-Loving Loser - Mimi And Richard Farina [00:04.58]He's the kind of guy puts on a motorcycle jacket [00:08.46]And he weigh about a hundred and five [00:10.70] [00:13.22]He's the kind of surfer got a ho-daddy haircut [00:17.20]And you wonder how he'll ever survive [00:19.68] [00:21.73]He's the kind of frogman wearing twenty pounds of counterweights [00:24.97] [00:25.75]And sinking in the sea like a stone [00:27.96] [00:30.18]He's the kind of soldier got no sense of direction [00:32.88] [00:33.54]And they send him in the jungle alone [00:35.85] [00:38.30]But when the frost's on the pumpkin [00:40.05]And the litle girls are jumping [00:42.00]He's a hard loving son of a gun [00:44.70] [00:46.22]He's got them waiting down [00:47.61]The stairs just to sample his affairs [00:50.39]And they call him a spoonful of fun [00:52.68] [00:55.10]He's the kind of person going riding on a skateboard [00:58.59]And his mind's raging out of control [01:01.12] [01:03.59]He's the kind of person goes to drive a Maserati [01:07.15]Puts his key inside the wrong little hole [01:09.60] [01:12.00]He's the kind of ski bum tearing wild down the mountain [01:15.19]Hits a patch where there ain't any snow [01:17.95] [01:20.21]He's the kind of cowboy got a hot trigger finger [01:22.98] [01:23.81]Shoots his boot 'cause he's drawing kind of slow [01:26.62] [01:28.10]But when it comes in for rolling [01:30.00]He's an expert at bowling [01:31.39] [01:32.12]Sets the pins up and lays them right down [01:35.15] [01:36.39]He's got them taking off their heels [01:37.96] [01:38.64]And they like the way he feels [01:40.29]And they call him a carnival clown [01:43.27] [01:44.73]Well now he's got a parachute and screaming out "Geronimo " [01:48.46] [01:49.41]And makes a little hole in the ground [01:51.51] [01:53.28]He's the kind of logger when the man hollers "Timber " [01:56.35]Got to stop and look around for the sound [01:59.85] [02:01.70]He's the kind of artist rents a groovy little attic [02:05.59]And discovers that he can't grow a beard [02:08.36] [02:10.28]He's the human cannon ball come in for a landing [02:13.53]And he wonders where the net disappeared [02:15.80] [02:17.81]But when he takes off his shoes man it won't come as news [02:21.03] [02:21.74]He's got them lining up in threes and in twos [02:24.90] [02:26.14]He's got them painting on the floor [02:27.97]Got them begging for some more [02:29.26] [02:29.92]And they call him whatever they choose [02:32.82] [02:58.99]He's the kind of guy puts on a motorcycle jacket [03:03.05]And he weigh about a hundred and five [03:05.14] [03:07.84]He's the kind of surfer got a ho-daddy haircut [03:11.23]And you wonder how he'll ever survive [03:13.77] [03:15.92]He's the kind of frogman wearing twenty pounds of counterweights [03:20.02]And sinking in the sea like a stone [03:22.23] [03:24.18]He's the kind of soldier got no sense of direction [03:26.80] [03:27.75]And they send him in the jungle alone [03:30.20] [03:31.80]But when the frost's on the pumpkin [03:33.91]And the litle girls are jumping [03:35.84]He's a hard loving son of a gun [03:40.02]He's got them waiting down [03:41.28]The stairs just to sample his affairs [03:43.59]And they call him a spoonful of fun