The Real Slim Shady vs H To Tha Izzo-DJ Fletch

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[ar:Eminem]
[al:Eminem Vs Kanye West (feat.Kan]
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[00:03.64]May I have your attention please
请注意 [00:05.20]
请注意 [00:06.95]May I have your attention please
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哪位是真正的slim shady　请站起来 [00:15.41]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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好像出问题了 [00:19.02]We're going to have a problem here
好像你们从来没见过白人似的 [00:20.14]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门 [00:22.21]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热 [00:25.58]Started whoopin her a** worse than before
他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上 [00:27.46]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
这就是回报 [00:30.14]It's the return of the
不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗 [00:31.27]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
然后Dr Dre说 [00:35.33]And Dr Dre said
什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里 [00:36.96]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
女权主义的女人热爱eminem [00:41.02]Feminist women love Eminem
slim shady 我讨厌死他 [00:42.02]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的 [00:45.33]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱 [00:47.83]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋 [00:50.71]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了 [00:53.14]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
有时我想看看电视放松 [00:55.27]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的 [00:58.14]But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
我游荡在你唇边 [01:01.02]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻 [01:03.27]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
那是我们要生孩子的信号 [01:05.39]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
我希望他们不知道女人的私处 [01:08.39]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
但他们总归会知道 [01:10.96]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
上四年级的时候 [01:13.02]By the time they hit 4th grade
他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗 [01:14.33]They got the discovery channel don't they
我们都是哺乳动物 [01:15.89]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样 [01:18.96]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱 [01:20.95]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
那两个男人确实可以去私奔了 [01:23.20]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的 [01:25.77]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱 [01:28.26]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
我是slim shady [01:31.14]I'm Slim Shady
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是的我是真的shady [01:32.71]Yes I'm the real Shady
其他的slim shady都是伪装的 [01:33.58]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真的slim shady [01:35.20]So won't the real Slim Shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [01:37.33]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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因为我是slim shady [01:41.33]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
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是的我是真的shady [01:42.63]Yes I'm the real Shady
其他的slim shady 都是伪装的 [01:43.69]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真正的slim shady [01:45.63]So won't the real Slim shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [01:47.38]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人 [01:51.38]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
所以我骂他 [01:53.83]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
你认为我侮辱格莱美 [01:57.14]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在 [01:58.77]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗 [02:01.40]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来 [02:03.64]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears [02:06.14]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置 [02:08.64]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边 [02:10.89]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休 [02:13.33]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害 [02:16.33]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim [02:18.64]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
我应该下载她的歌 [02:21.39]I should download her audio on mp3
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然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem [02:23.89]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽 [02:27.33]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
所以我是被派来毁掉你们的 [02:30.01]So I've been sent here to destroy you
还有一批人像我一样 [02:32.31]And theres a million of us just like me
骂人也像我 [02:33.88]Who cuss like me
只是不会乱搞男女关系 [02:34.69]Who just don't give a f**k like me
穿着像我 [02:36.56]Who dress like me
走路说话都像我 [02:37.44]Walk talk and act like me
这几乎是最好的事了 [02:39.06]It just might be the next best thing
但他们还不是我 [02:41.12]But not quite me
我是slim shady [02:42.02]I'm Slim Shady
是的我是真正的slim shady [02:43.02]Yes I'm the real Shady
你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我 [02:44.27]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真正的slim shady [02:46.65]So won't the real Slim Shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [02:47.83]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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因为我是slim shady [02:52.02]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
是的我是真正的slim shady [02:52.77]Yes I'm the real Shady
你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我 [02:53.89]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真正的slim shady [02:56.39]So won't the real Slim shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [02:58.40]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理 [03:01.96]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
因为我只会奉献 [03:03.48]Cause I'm only giving you
你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑 [03:04.54]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
不同的是我在人前敢说 [03:07.04]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜 [03:10.10]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
我拿起话筒开始吐槽它 [03:12.54]I just get on the mic and spit it
不管你接不接受 [03:14.54]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
我会比百分之90的说唱歌手骂得更赞 [03:16.42]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there
你们担心小孩怎么吸收这些歌曲的精华 [03:18.81]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
这很有趣 因为我三十岁的时候受到责骂 [03:21.87]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
只有我敢在护士之家轻浮护士 [03:24.80]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我捏她们的臀部 [03:27.49]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
然后亲热 [03:30.43]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
每个人心里都隐藏着slim shady [03:32.31]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
他可以是在汉堡王工作 往洋葱圈里吐口水 [03:34.80]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
或者在停车场开车绕圈 [03:37.62]Or in the parking lot circling
在胡乱尖叫 [03:38.76]Screaming I don't give a f**k
他把窗户摇下情绪高涨 [03:40.95]With his windows down and system up
所以真正的slim shady请站起来 [03:42.38]So will the real Shady please stand up
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竖起你的中指 [03:45.07]And put one of those fingures on each hand up
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为你的思想失去束缚感到自豪吧 [03:47.57]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
咱再来一次 声音大点 继续唱 [03:50.07]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
因为我是slim shady [03:52.96]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
是的我是真正的shady [03:53.83]Yes I'm the real Shady
其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的 [03:54.96]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以请真正的slim shady 站起来吧 [03:56.65]So won't the real Slim Shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [03:59.02]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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因为我是slim shady [04:02.77]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
是的我是真正的slim shady [04:03.52]Yes I'm the real Shady
你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的 [04:05.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真正的slim shady [04:07.21]So won't the real Slim shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [04:09.21]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
我是slim shady [04:12.83]I'm Slim Shady
是的我是真正的slim shady [04:13.46]Yes I'm the real Shady
你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的 [04:15.21]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真正的slim shady [04:16.89]So won't the real Slim Shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [04:19.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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因为我是slim shady [04:22.95]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
是的我是真正的slim shady [04:23.83]Yes I'm the real Shady
你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的 [04:25.27]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以真正的slim shady [04:27.52]So won't the real Slim shady
请站起来站起来站起来 [04:28.77]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up