Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats")-Danny Collins/Naoimh Morgan/Francesca Hayward

[ti:Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats")] [ar:Danny Collins/Naoimh Morgan/Francesca Hayward] [al:Cats: Highlights From The Motion Picture Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats") - Danny Collins/Naoimh Morgan/Francesca Hayward [00:06.22]Lyrics by：T.S. Eliot/Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:12.45]Composed by：Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:18.67]Mungojerrie [00:19.94]And Rumpelteazer [00:21.23]We're a notorious couple of cats [00:24.06]As knockabout clowns quick-change comedians [00:26.72]Tight-rope walkers and acrobats [00:29.49]We have an extensive reputation [00:32.33]We make our home in Victoria Grove [00:35.21]This is merely our centre of operation [00:37.76]For we are incurably given to rove [00:44.80]We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens [00:48.32]In Launceston Place [00:49.39]And in Kensington Square [00:50.93]We have really a little more reputation [00:53.73]Than a couple of Cats can very well bear [01:00.59]If the area window is found ajar [01:03.79]And the bedroom looks like a field of war [01:06.73]If a tile or two comes loose on the roof [01:09.42]Which presently fails to be waterproof [01:11.96]If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chests [01:14.75]And you can't find one of your winter vests [01:17.74]Or after supper one of the girls [01:20.51]Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls [01:23.29]The family will say "It's that horrible cat [01:28.30]It was Mungojerrie [01:32.27]Or Rumpelteazer" [01:35.41]And most of the time they leave it at that [02:09.79]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab [02:14.56]We're highly efficient cat burglars as well [02:17.19]And remarkably smart at a smash and grab [02:19.77]We make our home in Victoria Grove [02:22.49]We have no regular occupation [02:25.03]We are plausible fellows who like to engage [02:27.69]A friendly policeman in conversation [02:34.78]When the family assembles for Sunday dinner [02:37.26]Their minds made up that they won't get thinner [02:39.83]On Argentine joint [02:41.34]Potatoes and greens [02:42.35]Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes [02:45.11]And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow [02:47.57]"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow [02:50.19]For for the joint has gone from the oven like that" [02:53.48]Then the family will say "It's that horrible cat [02:58.25]Is was Mungojerrie [03:01.91]Or Rumpelteazer" [03:04.46]And most of the time we leave it at that [03:07.09]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together [03:11.77]And some of the time you would say it was luck [03:14.38]And some of the time you would say it was weather [03:16.82]We'd go through the house like a hurricane [03:19.23]And no sober person could take his oath [03:21.63]"Was it Mungojerrie [03:23.03]Or Rumpelteazer [03:24.25]Or could you have sworn that it might have been both" [03:26.71]And when you hear a dining room smash [03:29.20]Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash [03:31.65]Or down from the library there comes a loud ping [03:34.20]From the vase which that was commonly said to be Ming [03:36.41]And the family will say [03:38.18]"Now which was which cat [03:41.36]It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer [03:47.53]And there's nothing at all to be done about that"