冷笑话-薛凯琪

[ti:冷笑话] [ar:薛凯琪] [al:2012年11月新歌速递] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]冷笑话 - 薛凯琪 (Fiona Sit) [00:07.59]词：黄伟文 [00:15.19]曲：Randy Chow/徐浩/苏耀宗 [00:22.79]努力地 [00:23.99] [00:24.61]讲句笑 [00:26.17]空气冷掉 [00:28.05] [00:29.42]何以尚在 [00:31.11]搞笑的 [00:32.11]未觉心焦 [00:34.36] [00:36.55]这个节目不可少 [00:38.86]如果个个被挫败掉 [00:41.30] [00:42.05]人人怕受辱 [00:43.79]才太自律 [00:45.66]不愿再讲笑 [00:48.04] [00:50.16]犹像这屋里这二人 [00:53.85]有一个总要牺牲格调 [00:56.66] [00:57.29]胡乱说话等这块冰渐溶掉 [01:01.54] [01:04.23]其实单恋也这样 [01:07.29]就算被当做低级搞笑 [01:10.60] [01:11.16]那亦胜于未试过就全场静了 [01:16.48]就这么 [01:19.05]一直试 [01:20.74]多么不好笑 [01:22.74]一早已知 [01:24.37] [01:25.10]然而让我主动过 [01:27.64]即使失手 [01:29.46]也应得敬意 [01:31.89]诚恳即使显得 [01:34.33]有点讽刺 [01:36.22]仍不会转换我台词 [01:39.55]顽强若叫人发指 [01:42.43] [01:43.05]亦决不休止 [01:44.87] [01:46.42]亦决不羞耻 [01:48.43]回收这心意 [01:50.93] [01:54.93]对石像 [01:55.99] [01:56.55]讲句笑 [01:57.49] [01:58.24]它会碎掉 [02:00.12] [02:01.55]难怪热烈 [02:02.74] [02:03.30]给世间 [02:04.24]视作骚扰 [02:06.99] [02:08.57]还是想给你慰寞寥 [02:12.13]纵使给果我知不太妙 [02:14.88] [02:15.57]还是有权供你去 [02:17.69]鄙视炫耀 [02:20.00] [02:22.44]其实单恋也这样 [02:25.63]就算是对象 [02:27.07]不肯心照 [02:28.82] [02:29.44]美在这出坏透趣剧仍然售票 [02:34.13] [02:34.76]就这么 [02:37.33]一直试 [02:38.90]多么不好笑 [02:41.08]一早已知 [02:42.52] [02:43.52]然而让我主动过 [02:45.89]即使失手 [02:47.65]也应得敬意 [02:50.08]诚恳即使显得 [02:52.58]有点讽刺 [02:54.40]仍不会转换我台词 [02:57.77]顽强若叫人发指 [03:01.27]亦决不休止 [03:03.02] [03:04.58]亦决不羞耻 [03:06.77]回收这心意 [03:10.28] [03:28.46]人家羞于启齿 [03:30.96]我不介意 [03:32.65]人不理我就当自娱 [03:36.09]沉迷若叫人发指 [03:40.59] [03:41.78]亦决不休止 [03:43.96] [03:45.40]亦决不羞耻 [03:47.69]回收这心意 [03:52.88] [03:54.69]谁人让我冲动过 [03:59.07] [03:59.63]归于冰点 [04:01.75] [04:03.44]也只好满意