Don't Be an Apple-Annoying Orange

[ti:Don't Be an Apple] [ar:Annoying Orange] [al:Emoji Raps] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.44]Don't Be an Apple - Annoying Orange [00:09.52]Don't be an apple said it once said it twice [00:11.35]I've said it loud I've said it quiet cuz it's solid advice [00:13.54]An apple is the type to go mute on the mic [00:15.89]And have a cow instead of flowin' with it showing its stripes [00:18.16]I ain't "lion" here folks my exasperation's building [00:20.93]Everytime some apple rolls up into the building [00:23.01]Nope can't keep a straight face those little red phone-ies [00:25.55]Got me burning with urges to make pineapple-apple pens hold me [00:27.98]Back here's a greenback let's see if you can [00:30.24]Stay stone-faced 'round this apple Betcha you can't [00:32.48]Count your lucky stars that you ain't an apple dude [00:34.85]You're the bomb just as you are so don't let 'em break you [00:37.17]Don't be a wet blanket live your life in the sun [00:39.80]Cancel out the noise and rock on 'til you've won [00:42.10]Even one apple a day can be a hazard hazard hazard [00:44.39]To your health get up get down get up if you're gettin' madder [00:46.47]And seeing red when these white knights ride in to say [00:48.66]That you should give apples a chance and play nice I say nay [00:51.35]Do the opposite cuz apples are apples you'll get left [00:53.43]Standing holding the bill for their coffee after they've left [00:55.81]Right now there's no procedure for an apple that's bad [00:58.30]That can turn an apple Golden Delicious and rad [01:00.37]Apples don't fall very far from the tree [01:02.37]Take it from me and E.T. Now TNT