My Boomerang Won't Come Back

[ti:My Boomerang Won't Come Back] [ar:Charlie Drake] [al:British Comedy Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake [00:01.67] [00:07.84]Oom yacka wurka [00:09.00]Oom yacka wurka [00:10.27]Oom yacka wurka [00:11.46] [00:12.29]In the bad back lands of Australia [00:15.15]Many years ago [00:17.13]The aborigine tribes were meeting [00:19.86]Having a big pow wow [00:22.30]Oom yacka wurka [00:23.44]Oom yacka wurka [00:24.67]We got a lot of trouble Chief [00:26.78]On account of your son Mack [00:28.81] [00:29.42]My boy Mack [00:30.24]Why what's wrong with him [00:31.58]My boomerang won't come back [00:34.03]Your boomerang won't come back [00:36.09]My boomerang won't come back [00:38.55]My boomerang won't come back [00:41.05]I've waved the thing all over the place [00:43.76]Practiced till I was black in the face [00:45.93]I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race [00:48.37]My boomerang won't come back [00:50.46]I can ride a kangaroo [00:52.09]Yeah yeah [00:53.01]Make Kinkajou stew [00:54.47]Yeah yeah [00:55.21]But I'm a big disgrace to the aborigine race [00:57.91]My boomerang won't come back [01:00.29]They banished him from the tribe then [01:02.49]And sent him on his way [01:04.93]He had a backless boomerang [01:07.21]So here he could not stay [01:09.88] [01:16.36]This is nice innit [01:17.38] [01:17.94]Getting banished at my time of life [01:19.89] [01:20.75]What a way to spend an evening [01:22.33] [01:22.89]Sitting on a rock in the middle of the desert [01:24.80]With me boomerang in me hand [01:26.16] [01:26.98]I shall very likely get bushwhacked [01:28.67] [01:32.35]Get out of it you nasty bushwhacking animal [01:35.08] [01:36.61]Think I'll make a nice cup of tea [01:38.42]Doing doing doing [01:40.95]Doing [01:41.29]Good gracious there goes a kangaroo [01:43.95] [01:44.52]I must have a practice with me boomerang [01:46.51] [01:47.43]Hit him right behind the left ear hole [01:49.32] [01:50.00]Now then slowly back [01:51.63]If you throw that thing at me [01:53.40]I'll jump right on your head [01:54.80] [01:57.58]Innit marvelous [01:58.84]Got a land full of kangaroos [02:00.06]And I had to pick that one [02:01.77]For three long months he sat there [02:04.01]Or maybe it was four [02:06.48]Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin [02:08.96]Came a knocking at his door [02:11.58]I'm the local witch doctor son [02:13.65]They call me George Alfred Black [02:15.93]Now tell me what's your trouble boy [02:18.44]My boomerang won't come back [02:20.69]Your boomerang won't come back [02:23.08]My boomerang won't come back [02:25.35]My boomerang won't come back [02:27.31] [02:27.90]I've waved the thing all over the place [02:30.56]Practiced till I was black in the face [02:32.61]I'm a big disgrace to the aborigine race [02:35.02]My boomerang won't come back [02:37.37]Don't worry boy I know the trick [02:39.49]And to you I'm gonna show it [02:41.88]If you want your boomerang to come back [02:44.25]Well first you've got to throw it [02:46.69]Ooh yes never thought of that [02:49.01]Daddy will be pleased [02:50.52] [02:51.03]Must have a go [02:52.12] [02:52.77]Excuse me [02:53.88]Now then slowly back and throw [02:57.43] [03:18.72]Ooh my God [03:19.68] [03:20.49]I've hit the flying doctor [03:21.91] [03:23.69]Can you do first aid [03:24.94] [03:25.49]Don't talk to me about first aid [03:26.84]Voy you owe me fourteen chickens [03:28.26]You know when I learned [03:29.37]You to throw the boomerang [03:30.73]You know first things first [03:32.62]Yes I know that but I mean [03:33.89]I think on this occasion you know [03:35.89]You could be a bit more perspective