Mona, Where's My Trousers (2010 Digital Remaster)-Kevin Coyne

Mona, Where's My Trousers (2010 Digital Remaster) - Kevin Coyne Coyne Mona, where's me trousers, they're right upstairs Mona, where's me trousers, they're right upstairs Under the meat safe there's a place Where your father keeps his face He gives it lots of steam and heat But on a Saturday night his face is in his feet Mona, where's me trousers, they're upstairs Mona, where's me trousers, they're upstairs La la la la who's that singing that song? La la la la he must be barmy or something La la la la your father's gone away La la la la he's gone away on a ship, he's gone away on a ship Mona, where's me trousers, they're right upstairs Mona, where's me trousers, they're right upstairs They're right upstairs They're right upstairs And now Denis is going to school now And his face is just the same as his Dad's His face is angry and bitter When he hides it under the fridge But on a Saturday night he's different When he's had beer, he's had beer La la la la who's that singing that song? La la la la who's that singing that song? La la la la he must be barmy, he's gone wrong La la la la who's that singing that song? It did'nt really matter because he didn't really mean to hurt me, he didn't mean to upset me, I mean, when he smacked me, it was quite... it was quite alright because that's his right, really, he is my father and he didn't really mean to hurt me but it was when he took me outside and he took me wellingtons off my wellingtons, he took my wellies off and then he took my shoes and threw 'em in the garden and then I felt ever so unhappy but there was really no point in crying because when I cry he just laughs at me and well, after some time, I do lie sometimes, I know but anyway I went to school and Miss Baxter, Miss Baxter said I was being a good boy and that I did'nt deserve to be punished but there you are, I did'nt deserve to be punished but anyway I did'nt mean to loose that coat, no I... I left it in the cloak room, it was there when I left but afterwards it seems to have gone, it was a new, it was a new duffle coat and I went down... I went down by the docks and I was, I was watching this man in a rowing boat and the boat was sinking, and the boat was sinking and then there was this silly man who kept calling me names, he took away me sweets cause I spend four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, four pence on sweets, that's a lot of money but then again I did'nt mean to do it and he smacked me, he smacked me like... he smacked me, he smacked me, I did'nt mean to do it, I did'nt, I did'nt mean to do it, I did'nt mean to do it, I'm sorry Dad, I did'nt mean to do it, sorry Dad, Im' sorry, I did'nt mean to do it, I'm sorry, did'nt mean to do it, did'nt mean to do it, did'nt mean to do it