小秃劝妻 (豫剧版)-李天方

[ti:小秃劝妻] [ar:李天方] [al:] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]小秃劝妻 - 李天方 [00:00.20] [00:08.62]哎呀 你说你表婶长得好 [00:12.00]我说说 说说东庄俺老表 [00:15.56] [00:18.49]高高的个头 细细的腰 [00:20.69]白面 白面印堂浓眉毛 [00:24.37] [00:27.02]又习文 又练武 [00:30.36] [00:31.45]文武双全人爱瞧 [00:33.93]哪像你 这样的秃头瓢 [00:38.82] [00:40.70]娘子不要心中恼 [00:48.84] [00:50.82]小秃有话你听着 [00:58.05] [00:58.96]赖的可不能打光棍啊 [01:06.61] [01:07.65]那好的他也不能比我好多少 [01:13.92] [01:15.33]我说这话你不信 [01:18.92] [01:19.57]有几辈古人你听分晓 [01:28.78] [01:36.13]猪八戒招亲高老庄 [01:41.61] [01:43.08]那貂蝉她不嫌董卓老 [01:50.06]朱元璋招亲把饭要 [01:55.77] [01:56.41]那刘备五十三岁把亲招 [02:05.02] [02:09.44]牛郎他把呀织女配 [02:15.02] [02:16.28]七仙女又把呀董永来招 [02:21.52] [02:22.28]神仙都有这思凡意 [02:25.47]娘子呀 [02:27.44]你不该嫌我是个秃头瓢哇 [02:35.20] [02:40.99]我虽然头秃有法办呐 [02:47.04] [02:52.44]带上这帽子你都啥也看不着 [02:57.23] [02:58.14]天蓝袍子身上罩 [03:02.94] [03:03.89]再梳上几根红丝条 [03:08.60] [03:09.53]穿上那南京的袜子 滚龙腰 [03:14.14] [03:15.10]关东的象鞋 云子袍 [03:19.82] [03:20.80]我一走三摆多好看 [03:25.40] [03:26.29]叫你看见 光想笑 [03:30.86] [03:31.57]过上三年并两载 [03:34.37]生上一个白胖小 [03:37.04]送到南京把书念 [03:39.71]长大进京去赶考 [03:42.32]三篇文章做得好 [03:44.97]保管他能居官高 [03:47.57]儿做高官娘尊贵 [03:50.17]当爹的身份也能高 [03:52.75]荣华富贵享不尽 [03:55.77]你嫁给小秃你看好不好呀呀嘿 [04:02.07] [04:06.52]啥铁打啥锄 啥茧做啥蛾 [04:11.41]啥人说啥话 啥面出啥馍 [04:16.25]看你那个秃样子 [04:21.29]有了小孩咋上学 [04:25.85]桂花情缘守活寡 [04:28.52]不想跟你秃头过 [04:33.48] [04:35.41]你要守寡我就寻死 [04:38.19] [04:38.84]我喝口毒药我咧咧嘴 [04:41.95]瞪瞪眼来 伸伸腿儿 [04:44.63] [04:45.34]我嘴里流出点肮脏水儿 [04:48.33]阳间少个人 阴间多个鬼 [04:51.38]我要一死不打紧 [04:53.29]叫你见不着我这秃光棍 [04:56.33] [05:02.42]东村来的二流子 [05:05.14] [05:05.72]西村来哩是二混子 [05:08.83]拉住你的手 抱住你的腿 [05:11.47] [05:12.18]叫你看见光恶心 [05:15.27]论长相 一个是紫麻子 [05:22.33] [05:26.23]烂眼叉子塌鼻子 [05:27.73] [05:31.60]他来咱家胡捣鬼 [05:33.16] [05:37.00]我看你有啥法子 [05:38.50] [05:42.35]留我这赖猫能避水 [05:43.93]省的孬人串门子 [05:45.48]叫声娘子想一想 [05:47.00] [05:47.61]嫁给我小秃咋不嘚 [05:51.17] [05:53.94]你说得来我说亏 [06:02.93] [06:04.48]我不陪你个秃头贼 [06:12.16] [06:13.04]我好比珍珠掺着黑豆卖 [06:19.64] [06:20.17]又好比上等的官粉配锅灰