Killerfornia-Bertie Higgins

Killerfornia I'm dying out here in Southern California I wished to hell that it would rain I need to get my butt back home to Florida I'd even welcome a damned old hurricane I got thrown out of bed this morning Another 5 .5 on Mr. Richter's scale There's another burn up on the mountain The devil's in his workshop'cause it's hotter than hell Over in Hollyweird, the crazier than ever Guess they're all suffering from a heat stroke Their makeup's melting off Can't you just hear'em cough? Breathing up all that smoggy smoke I'm dying out here in Southern California I wish to hell that it would rain I need to get my butt back home to Florida I'd even welcome a damned old hurricane Sunset Boulevard is bumper to bumper Benz's and Bentley's are going nowhere Might as well stay home and text on my iPhone Keepin' cool in my silk underwear I'm dying out here in Southern California I wish to hell that it would rain I need to get my butt back home to Florida I'd even welcome a dandle hurricane So in the middle of all this madness I guess I'm hooked, glued and screwed Music and movies, tequila and doobies How about a cool PBR? Dude I'm dying out here in Southern California I wish to hell that it would rain I need to get my tail back home to Florida I'd even welcome a dandle hurricane All right, I've had all I can stand I'm going home, oh yeah