Hymn To Him-Nat King Cole

[ti:Hymn To Him] [ar:Nat King Cole] [al:My Fair Lady] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hymn To Him - Nat King Cole [00:06.86]Women are irrational that's all there is to that [00:09.92]Their heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:12.95]They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:15.25]Vacillating calculating agitating [00:17.66]Maddening and infuriating hags [00:21.68]Figuring why can't a woman be more like a man [00:27.40]Men are so honest so thoroughly square [00:30.99]Eternally noble historicly fair [00:34.61]Who when you win will always give your back a pat [00:38.40]Well why can't a woman be like that [00:42.62]Why does everyone do what the others do [00:46.33]Can't a woman learn to use her head [00:50.05]Why do they do everything their mothers do [00:53.11]Why don't they grow up like their father instead [00:56.77]Why can't a woman take after a man [01:00.26]Men are so pleasant so easy to please [01:03.93]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease [01:07.33]Now would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [01:10.29]Of course not [01:11.20]Would you be livid if I had a drink or two [01:13.95]Nonsense [01:14.87]Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [01:17.82]Never [01:18.49]Well why can't a woman be like you [01:22.61]Now one man in a million may be shouting a bit [01:26.16]And now and then there's one with slight defects [01:30.23]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [01:33.22]But by and large we are a marvelous sex [01:36.99]Why kind of woman behave like a man [01:40.67]Men are so friendly good natured and kind [01:44.20]A better companion you never will find [01:47.77]If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [01:50.98]Of course not [01:51.82]If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [01:54.60]Nonsense [01:55.41]Would you complain if I took out another fellow [01:58.23]Never [01:58.79]Well why can't a woman be like us [02:04.19]Madam why can't a woman behave like a man [02:09.65]Men are so decent such regular chaps [02:13.37]Ready to help you through any mishaps [02:17.06]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum [02:20.73]Why can't a woman be a chum [02:24.92]Why is thinking something women never do [02:28.85]Why is logic never even tried [02:32.37]Straighting up their hair is all they ever do [02:35.58]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside [02:39.39]Why can't a woman be more like a man [02:42.70]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [02:46.63]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all [02:50.31]Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing [02:54.21]Carry on as if my home were in a tree [02:57.52]Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going [03:01.58]Why can't a woman be like me