'Round The World With The Rubber Duck-C.W. McCall

On the cb Breaker One nine This here's the duck again You got a copy on me pig pen C'mon Ah Negatory Pig pen There ain't no way out 'cept for that one atlantic ocean Now listen Drop them hogs off in omaha and get over here in a short 'Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem Bears to the left Bears to the right We didn't have no place to go They had us backed up clean to the shore And them cab over petes don't float I says "Pig pen I got me a good idea Them friends a' jesus gonna save us "So praise the lord and mister ford And follow that micra bus Ten four Now Imagine a bunch of rowdy pirates the buccaneer type Not software chanting the chorus Yo ho ho And a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a rubber duck Yo ho ho And a lots a' luck 'Round the world with the rubber ducky Yeah We drove on the water like diesel whales Sank about a hunnert and ten of 'em I says "Pig pen They just didn't have no faith "They definitely gone ten seven" By the time we got into that piccadilly town 'Bout half of 'em was lost at sea I says "Break one nine for a ten thirty three" What we got was the cotton pickin' bbc Spoken In a sorta british accent I say Fabersham Looks likes the americans have got themselves another bloody convoy Yo ho ho And a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a rubber duck Yo ho ho And a lots a' luck 'Round the world with the rubber ducky Spoken In the same sorta british accent Good heavens Look at them all Half of them are sinking in the thames Hello Some of our truck chaps are assisting them Good show Actually Oh Well Ten four and all that rubbish Well We crossed that channel like snakes on glass And stormed the beach about dawn I says "Grab your shifters and punch 13 "We all goin' truckin' on the autobahn "Now Pig pen This here's the ultimate slab "'cause there goes a mercedes truck" He says "Break one three for the strudel machine "Ya just blew the doors off'n the duck How 'bout it" Spoken In a sorta german accent A really bad german accent Oh Zehn vier Rubber duck Ve are receiving you vall to vall But the schpeed limit on za autobahn is triple nickels You travel too schlow Rubber duck We gonna see you around We gone Wiedersehen If you know the song Then you can skip this note If you don't Then a bit of explanation is necessary During the next verse The chorus The singers Not the words Is heard in the background What they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters No I am not making this up That's what they're singing Well We stopped for a coffee in west berlin Dumb Dumb Dumb This is The british had hundred mile tea Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb I says "Pig pen From here on it's wall to wall bears" Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Says "Bash the wall We gonna see" Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Well Them big red bears must'a been in the bush Dumb Dumb Dumb This is 'Cause we didn't see a one all day Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb So we raked up the leaves and we shook out the tree Dumb Dumb Dumb This is 'Til they finally had something to say Dumb Dumb Dumb You got it Spoken in a bad russian accent A really bad You know the rest Comrade duck：you have been given until daybreak in murmansk to get your cotton pickin' trucks out of the u S S Of r You will copy That 'dumb' chorus continues Well We shot them rigs through salt mine city Dumb Dumb With a hammer and a sickle on down Dumb Dumb Then we hit the fan through the sea of japan Dumb Dumb Tooled into transistor town Dumb Dumb I says "Pig pen This here must be the place Dumb Dumb "'cause everybody's eatin' with sticks" Dumb Dumb He says "Ten four This here is cb land Dumb Dumb "'cause my channel knob just went crick" Dumb Dumb Spoken in a really bad japanese Fill in the blank Ah so Lubba duck You have a nice day today Betta day tomollow We catch you on frip frop This one kamikaze ozzie We gone Sayonara Yo ho ho And a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a lubba duck Yo ho ho And a rots a' ruck 'Round the world with a lubba ducky Obviously Poritical collectness hadn't yet permeated the u S Of a ： On the cb Ah Ten four Pig pen What's your twenty Australia Mercy sakes Ain't nothin' down there but tasmanian devils and them q alla bears What's that No double nickel limit We gonna be there in a short Pig pen This here's the rubber duck Ten ten and doin' it to it like pruitt used'ta do it to it We gone 'Bye-'bye