Beginning of a Great Adventure (Live)-Lou Reed

It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around A little me to fill up with my thoughts A little me or he or she to fill up with my dreams A way of saying life is not a loss I'd keep the tyke away from school and tutor him myself Keep him from the poison of the crowd But then again pristine isolation might not be the best idea It's not good trying to immortalize yourself Beginning of a great adventure Beginning of a great adventure Why stop at one I might have ten a regular TV brood I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood Just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar With their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves I'd teach 'em how to plant a bomb start a fire play guitar And if they catch a hunter shoot him in the nuts I'd try to be as progressive as I could possibly be As long as I don't have to try too much Beginning of a great adventure Beginning of a great adventure Susie Jesus Bogart Sam Leslie Jill and Jeff Rita Winny Andy Fran and Jet Boris Bono Lucy Ethel Bunny Reg and Tom That's a lot of names to try not to forget Carrie Marlon Mo and Steve La Rue and Jerry Lee Eggplant Rufus Dummy Star and The Glob I'd need a d**n computer to keep track of all these names I hope this baby thing don't go too far I hope it's true what my wife said to me I hope it's true what my wife said to me hey I hope it's true what my wife said to me She says "Baby it's the beginning of a great adventure Babe beginning of a great adventure" Take a look It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around Create in my own image like a god I'd raise my own pallbearers to carry me to my grave And keep me company when I'm a wizened toothless clod Some gibbering old fool sitting all alone drooling on his shirt Some senile old fart playing in the dirt It might be fun to have a kid I could pass something on to Something better than rage pain anger and hurt I hope it's true what my wife said to me I hope it's true what my wife said to me I hope it's true what my wife said to me She says "Lou it's the beginning of a great adventure Lou Lou Lou beginning of a great adventure" She says babe how you call your lover boy Sylvia quite you call your lover man