I Can't Stand Myself-Loudon Wainwright III

[00:03.57]I sure can pick 'em [00:06.15]Out looking for my next victim [00:09.44]Who will that unlucky one be [00:14.10]Oh there's lots shaking [00:16.76]No they're not all taken [00:18.78]There's someone out there [00:20.42]Just imperfect for me [00:24.71]There must be some kind of waitress [00:27.15]I could lure under my mattress [00:29.81]If I ply her with chitchat and wine [00:35.23]How's about a rich heiress [00:37.41]Or a nice massage therapist [00:39.87]I could use some hands-on treatment all of the time [00:45.11]I'm done with you finally we're through [00:47.78]The whole thing was all wrong [00:50.35]At last I'm free I'm back with me [00:52.96]But that won't be for long [00:55.77]I can't stand myself [00:59.02]Yeah I'm bar hopping [01:01.80]I'm out girlfriend shopping [01:03.98]I'm trying to find somebody to bring home [01:09.36]To meet my dear sweet mother [01:11.16]She's thinking oh no here comes another one [01:14.53]But she knows I just can't leave it alone [01:18.00] [01:32.98]I got this sneaking suspicion [01:35.59]It's more than just a little like fishing [01:37.85]You bait up your hook [01:39.18]And then you throw out your line [01:43.49]Yeah I'm out beating the bushes [01:45.77]Scoping out smiles checking out tushes [01:48.37]I'm out on the lookout just about all of the time [01:53.64]We both tried nobody died [01:56.25]But I feel damned near dead [01:58.85]I miss you but I'm really blue [02:01.12]Cause I'm back with me instead [02:04.09]I can't stand myself [02:07.30]I sure can pick em [02:09.70]I'm looking for my next victim [02:12.02]Who will that unlucky one be [02:15.84]