He's So Dull-Vanity 6

He's so dull drives a '63 Rambler He's so dull still livin' with his mother He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me He's always callin' on the telephone He won't go out without a chaperone Cuz he's so afraid 2 be alone with me He's always reading science magazines And he doesn't even wear blue jeans Why can't he understand what all this means 2 me He watches television night and day He doesn't listen 2 a word I say And he's always tryin' 2 walk me home from school I'd like 2 tell'em that I wish he was dead Drop dead But he could never get it through his head He'll never change he'll always be a fool Anywhere I say he won't get anywhere He's so dull Still livin' with his mother He's so dull I bet he never had a lover He's so dull And he won't get anywhere with me He's so dull He's so dull Still livin' with his mother I bet he never had a lover