Fish Licence-Monty Python

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:04.32]Hello I would like to buy a fish license please [00:08.70]Postal clerk：A what [00:10.20]Clerk：How did you know my name was Eric [00:13.98]Clerk：What [00:15.81]Praline：He is an halibut [00:43.08]Clerk：You've got a pet halibut [00:49.17]Clerk：You must be a loony [00:53.04]Praline：Yes [00:53.13]Clerk：For a fish [00:55.23]Praline：Yes [00:56.55]Clerk：You *are*a loony [01:07.50]Clerk：You don't need a license for your cat [01:11.82]Praline：I bleedin' well do and I've got one Can't be caught out there [01:15.63]Clerk：There is no such thing as a bloody Cat license [01:18.36]Praline：Yes there is [01:19.29]Clerk：No there isn't [01:20.82]Praline：Is [01:21.00]Clerk：Isn't [01:22.11]Praline：Is [01:22.35]Clerk：Isn't [01:24.06]Praline：Is [01:24.36]Clerk：Isn't [01:24.84]Praline：Is [01:25.08]Clerk：Isn't [01:25.17]Praline：Is [01:25.26]Clerk：Isn't [01:25.38]Praline：Is [01:25.74]Clerk：Isn't [01:26.04]Praline：What's that then [01:27.72]Praline：Man didn't have the right form [01:30.60]Clerk：What man [01:31.11]Praline：The man from the cat detector van [01:35.73]Clerk：What cat detector van [01:38.31]Praline：The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge [01:52.83]Clerk：Housinge [01:54.15]Clerk：How much did you pay for this [01:57.21]Praline：Sixty quid and eight for the fruit bat [01:59.49]Clerk：What fruit bat [02:00.93]Praline：Eric the fruit bat [02:01.71]Clerk：Are all your pets called Eric [02:03.69]Praline：There's nothing so odd about that Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul [02:08.85]Clerk：No he didn't [02:10.41]Praline：Did [02:10.80]Clerk：Didn't [02:11.16]Clerk：Oh all right [02:16.17]Clerk：I promise you that there is no such thing You don't need one [02:20.88]NB：The TV Version continues the album version continues below [02:26.40]Praline：Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor [02:32.22]Fanfare of trumpets Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters [02:34.65]Clerk：You're in luck [02:35.04]In long shot now The Mayor who is nine foot high and dignitaries approach a startled Praline Organ music below a reverent voice over [02:40.32]**********TV Version finishes continuation of Album Version ********** [02:43.02]Praline：In that case give me a bee license [02:45.45]Clerk：A license for your pet bee [02:47.40]Praline：Correct [02:47.49]Clerk：Called Eric Eric the bee [02:48.30]Praline：No [02:48.39]Clerk：No [02:48.48]Clerk：You're off your chump