Everyday Normal Guy-Jon Lajoie

[ti:Everyday Normal Guy] [ar:Jon Lajoie] [al:You Want Some of This?] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Everyday Normal Guy - Jon Lajoie
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:18.62]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [00:21.52]Nothing special 'bout me motherf**ker
我一点都不特别 [00:24.08]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [00:27.08]When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherf**ker
我去夜店的时候都要排队 [00:29.96]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [00:32.57]I got six hundred dollars in the bank motherf**ker
我银行里存了六百块 [00:35.48]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [00:38.39]And my sexual performances are average
我的性爱表现平平 [00:41.19]I work at customer service for a phone company
我在一家电话公司的客服部门工作 [00:44.15]I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need
我一小时赚十二块但那就是我需要的全部 [00:46.98]I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
我住在一个安静街道上的小公寓里 [00:49.60]I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
我不经常出门我喜欢看电视 [00:52.55]I can't afford a car I use public transportation
我买不起车我只能坐公交车 [00:55.46]I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
我不介意我读书直到我到达目的地 [00:58.62]Sometimes a newspaper sometimes a book
有时一张报纸有时一本书 [01:01.01]The amount of money I save the s**t is off the hook
我存了那么多钱一切都迎刃而解 [01:03.80]And I'm not very good with the women
我不擅长讨女人欢心 [01:06.61]I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
我是个害羞的人长相平平 [01:09.51]Last time I had sex was in 2003
我上次做爱是在2003年 [01:12.23]And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
我很不好意思承认这不是免费的 [01:15.03]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [01:17.81]I get nervous in social situations motherf**ker
我在社交场合很紧张 [01:20.73]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [01:23.44]I get constipated once a month motherf**ker
我每个月都会便秘一次 [01:26.56]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [01:29.05]And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherf**ker
我做的意大利面酱真不错 [01:32.06]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [01:34.86]And I get scared when I go see the dentist
当我去看牙医时我很害怕 [01:37.86]I'm the pauly shore of everyday life
我就是每天生活中的穷光蛋 [01:40.71]Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked
很容易被人遗忘我不怎么受人喜欢 [01:43.30]I have an according to Jim personality
我的性格很像Jim [01:46.14]I'm as entertaining as a F**king STD [01:48.94]If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
如果你想招惹我我觉得你可以 [01:51.87]Because I am not confident and I'm weak for a man
因为我不自信我脆弱不堪 [01:54.79]I'll just roll up in a ball while
我会卷一个球 [01:56.41]You kick me in the back
你在背后捅我刀子 [01:57.59]Yeah honestly I probably won't fight back
说实话我可能不会还手 [02:00.26]And I don't have many friends that would back me up
我没有多少朋友支持我 [02:02.97]My friend steve would but he doesn't look very tough
我的朋友史蒂夫会的但他看起来不太强悍 [02:06.11]You want some of this b***h
你想和我缠绵 [02:08.61]If you rarely get laid put your hands up
如果你很少和别人亲热那就举起你的双手 [02:11.25]If you're not well paid put yo' hands up
如果你收入不高请举起你的双手 [02:14.05]If you got a pet cat put your hands up
如果你有宠物猫请你举起双手 [02:16.67]And if you got a bad back put your hands up
如果你腰酸背痛请你举起双手 [02:19.46]I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
两年前的夏天我在搬冰箱的时候弄伤了背 [02:22.66]And ever since then it's just not the same
从那以后一切都变了 [02:25.03]Y'know it it gets pretty it gets pretty sore
你知道这一切变得美丽无比痛苦无比 [02:27.94]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [02:30.95]My parents are really nice people motherf**ker
我的父母真的很好人可恶 [02:33.53]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [02:36.65]I'm somewhat afraid of heights motherf**ker
我有点恐高 [02:39.35]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [02:42.22]I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherf**ker
我喜欢《实习医生格蕾》这部剧 [02:44.88]I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个普通人 [02:47.76]And I'm pretty good at making paper planes
我很擅长制作纸飞机