If I Had... (Radio Edit)-Eminem

[ti:If I Had... (Radio Edit)] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Had... (Radio Edit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:03.05]Life by Marshall Mathers [00:06.63]What is life [00:08.05]Life is like a big obstacle [00:09.72]In front of your optical to slow you down [00:12.11]And every time you think [00:12.99]You've gotten past it [00:13.68]It's gonna come back around [00:14.81]To tackle you to the d**n ground [00:17.72]What are friends [00:19.12]Friends are people that you think [00:20.23]Are your friends [00:21.30]But they really your enemies [00:22.43]With secret identities [00:23.61]And disguises to hide they true colors [00:26.04]So just when you think you close [00:27.39]Enough to be brothers [00:28.36]They wanna come back and cut [00:29.50]Your throat when you ain't lookin' [00:31.44]What is money [00:33.41]Money is what makes a man act funny [00:35.88]Money is the root of all evil [00:38.01]Money'll make them same friends [00:39.15]Come back around [00:40.32]Swearin' that they was always down [00:42.62]What is life I'm tired of life [00:45.62]I'm tired of backstabbin'-ass snakes [00:47.49]With friendly grins [00:48.92]I'm tired of committin' so many sins [00:51.19]Tired of always givin' in when [00:52.53]This bottle of Henny wins [00:54.23]Tired of never havin' any ends [00:56.37]Tired of havin' skinny friends [00:57.92]Hooked on crack and Mini Thins [00:59.90]I'm tired of this DJ playin' [01:01.50]Your s**t when he spins [01:03.12]Tired of not havin' a deal [01:04.68]Tired of havin' to deal with the [01:06.39]Bulls**t without grabbin' the steel [01:08.54]Tired of drownin' in my sorrow [01:10.67]Tired of havin' to borrow a dollar [01:12.14]For gas to start my Monte Carlo [01:14.47]I'm tired of motherf**kers sprayin' [01:16.02]S**t and dartin' off [01:17.34]I'm tired of jobs startin' off [01:18.85]At 550 an hour then this [01:20.36]Boss wonders why I'm smartin' off [01:22.70]I'm tired of bein' fired every [01:24.09]Time I fart and cough [01:25.51]Tired of havin' to work [01:26.67]As a gas station clerk [01:28.07]For this jerk breathin' down my neck [01:29.74]Drivin' me berserk [01:30.85]I'm tired of usin' plastic silverware [01:33.38]Tired of workin' at Builder's Square [01:35.26]Tired of not bein' a millionaire [01:37.31]But if I had a million dollars [01:38.79]I'd buy a d**n brewery and turn [01:40.72]The planet into alcoholics [01:42.72]If I had a magic wand [01:44.49]I'd make the world suck my dick [01:46.11]Without a condom on [01:47.34]While I'm on the John [01:48.76]If I had a million bucks [01:50.18]It wouldn't be enough [01:51.34]Because I'd still be out robbin' [01:52.93]Armored trucks [01:54.00]If I had one wish I would ask [01:56.62]For a big enough a*s for the [01:58.26]Whole world to kiss [01:59.74]I'm tired of bein' white trash [02:00.99]Broke and always poor [02:02.45]Tired of takin' pop bottles [02:03.75]Back to the party store [02:05.08]I'm tired of not havin' a phone [02:06.94]Tired of not havin' a home [02:08.56]To have one in if I did have one on [02:11.01]Tired of not drivin' a BM [02:13.01]Tired of not workin' at GM [02:15.02]Tired of wantin' to be him [02:16.77]Tired of not sleepin' without a Tylenol PM [02:19.54]Tired of not performin' in a packed coliseum [02:22.19]Tired of not bein' on tour [02:24.01]Tired of f**kin' the same blonde W***e [02:25.75]After work in the back of a Contour [02:28.37]I'm tired of fakin' knots with a stack of ones [02:30.71]Havin' a lack of funds and resortin' [02:32.72]Back to guns [02:33.78]Tired of bein' stared at [02:35.23]Tired of wearin' the same d**n Nike Air hat [02:38.31]Tired of steppin' in clubs [02:39.71]Wearin' the same pair of Lugz [02:41.47]Tired of people sayin' [02:42.54]They're tired of hearin' me rap about drugs [02:44.90]Tired of other rappers [02:46.15]Who ain't bringin' half the skill as me [02:47.92]Sayin' they wasn't feelin' me on [02:49.34]Nobody's as ill as me [02:51.03]And I'm tired of radio stations tellin' fibs [02:53.55]Tired of JLB sayin' [02:54.96]Where hip-hop lives [02:56.83]But if I had a million dollars [02:58.39]I'd buy a d**n brewery and [03:00.09]Turn the planet into alcoholics [03:02.41]If I had a magic wand [03:04.04]I'd make the world suck my [03:05.24]Dick without a condom on [03:06.72]While I'm on the John [03:08.29]If I had a million bucks [03:09.64]It wouldn't be enough [03:10.81]Because I'd still be out robbin' [03:12.51]Armored trucks [03:13.68]If I had one wish I would ask [03:16.28]For a big enough a*s [03:17.49]For the whole world to kiss [03:19.89]You know what I'm sayin' [03:21.75]I'm tired of all of this bulls**t [03:24.35]Tellin' me to be positive [03:26.32]How am I 'posed to be positive [03:27.46]When I don't see s**t positive [03:29.20]You know what I'm sayin' [03:31.19]I rap about s**t around me s**t I see [03:33.14]You know what I'm sayin' [03:34.06]Right now I'm tired of everything [03:36.42]Tired of all this player-hatin' [03:37.53]That's goin' on in my own city [03:39.82]Can't get no airplay you know [03:40.88]What I'm sayin' [03:42.99]But hey it's cool though [03:44.68]You know what I'm sayin' [03:46.33]I'm just fed up that's my word [03:50.36]I can say my grove stay [03:55.90]If I'm have in I me can trouble man