Right, Said Fred-Bernard Cribbins

[ti:Right Said Fred] [ar:Bernard Cribbins] [al:50s - 60s Novelty Pop] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins [00:05.00]Right said Fred both of us together [00:07.45]One each end and steady as we go oh [00:10.54] [00:11.61]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it [00:14.09]We was getting nowhere [00:16.14]And so we had a cup of tea and [00:18.94]Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie [00:21.45]Up comes Charlie from the floor below [00:23.57] [00:25.62]After straining heaving and complaining [00:28.09]We was getting nowhere [00:30.11]And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think [00:33.95]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles [00:37.59]And the things wot held the candles [00:39.91]But it did no good well I never thought it would [00:42.55]All right said Fred have to take the feet off [00:45.18]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo [00:47.62] [00:49.38]Took its feet off even took the seat off [00:51.90]Should have got us somewhere but no [00:55.77] [00:56.49]So Fred said let's have another cup of tea [00:59.07]And we said right o [01:01.32] [01:05.13]Oh right said Fred have to take the door off [01:07.86]Need more space to shift the so and so [01:10.13] [01:12.03]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges [01:14.55]And it got us nowhere and [01:16.85]So we had a cup of tea and [01:19.40]Right said Fred have to take the wall down [01:21.89]That there wall is gonna have to go [01:24.09] [01:26.11]Took the wall down even with it all down [01:28.62]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea [01:33.14]And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred [01:35.63]I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling [01:40.35]With a rope or two [01:41.62]We could drop the blighter through [01:42.87]All right said Fred climbing up a ladder [01:45.62]With his crowbar gave a mighty [01:47.55]Blow was he in trouble [01:51.12]Half a ton of rubble landed [01:53.03]On the top of his dome [01:56.35] [01:56.93]So Charlie and me had another cup of tea [01:59.53]And then we went home [02:01.82] [02:03.72]I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it [02:06.47]Standing on the landing that's all [02:07.90] [02:08.55]You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty [02:11.22] [02:11.78]You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty