Star Trucker-Slim Dusty

[00:18.61]Well now you see that feller in the Louieville [00:24.35]He's got a mighty fine opinion of his driving skills [00:29.95]Give him half a chance and he'll bash your ear [00:34.96]Tell you how good he is [00:37.27]He can drive all night and he can drive day [00:43.33]And still be on the ball or so he'll say [00:48.24]But I can share a little yarn about his claim to fame [00:53.61]He'd rather not talk about [00:56.12]It was on the Newell highway in July last year [01:02.23]Somewhere after midnight it was cold but clear [01:06.95]I see this big rig parked in the middle of the road [01:12.35]Lit up like a Christmas tree [01:14.83]Well you can well imagine I expected the worst [01:20.49]So I thought I'd take a look in the cabin first [01:25.57]Then I see you know who by the side of the road [01:30.73]Standing there staring at the stars and yelling [01:35.27]Beam me up Scotty im'a ready to ride [01:40.56]To take my place at the helm of the Enterprise [01:45.92]And boldly go through those starry skies [01:50.69]Hey I've proved my worth down here on earth [01:53.45]I'm a star trucker star trucker [01:59.26]And it's time for me to go interplanetary [02:02.33]I'm a star star trucker [02:06.51] [02:11.34]Wow [02:11.85] [02:21.59]I gotta tell you boys it took me by surprise [02:27.27]To see the crazy look in that poor blokes eyes [02:32.31]And when he sees me coming he starts to scream [02:37.62]Klingons off the starboard bow [02:40.16]Then I have this flash on how to make it work [02:45.73]I said son it's not the Klingons it's captain Kirk [02:50.75]He says sorry captain it's been a hell of a day [02:55.66]And I just can't push it any harder [02:59.88]So beam me up Scotty I'am ready to ride [03:05.50]To take my place at the helm of the Enterprise [03:10.85]And boldly go through those starry skies [03:15.47]Hey I've proved my worth down here on earth [03:18.67]I'm a star trucker star trucker [03:23.87]And it's time for me to go interplanetary [03:26.95]I'm a star star trucker [03:32.56]Star star trucker yeah [03:36.55]