Black Bear Road-C.W. McCall

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:07.44]Me an' RJ an' the kids was on a camp out in the mountains [00:10.11]And we had us one'a them U Drive 'Em Army Jeep cars [00:12.57]Which we rented from a fella [00:13.68]By the name of Kubozke for thirty bucks a day [00:15.78]Buy your gas along the way [00:16.86]Take a rabbit's foot and leave a pint of blood for a dee posit [00:21.15]And he 'splained it all to us how we was supposed to get to Telluride [00:24.12]Which is fifty miles away by way of the regular highway [00:26.64]However [00:27.12]There was a shortcut but unless we had drove the Black Bear Road before [00:30.69]We'd better be off to stay [00:32.00]Stay in bed and sleep late [00:33.51]Pay no attention to the gitar there [00:35.43]Well [00:35.79]We took up off'n the highway and we come upon a sign says Black Bear Road [00:39.27]You don't have to be crazy to drive this road [00:40.95]But it helps I says [00:41.97]RJ [00:42.33]This must the shortcut road Kubozke was talkin' about She didn't pay no mind [00:45.90]'Cause she was makin' peanut butter sandwiches for the kids [00:47.97]In the back seat throwin' rocks [00:49.20]And drinkin' Kool Aid and playin' count the license plates [00:52.26]But they wasn't havin' too much fun a countin' license plate or cars [00:55.47]'Cause there weren't no other cars [00:58.26]We went about a mile and a half in about four hours [01:00.18]Busted off the right front fender [01:01.59]Tore a hole in the oil pan on a rock as big as a hall closet [01:04.44]Went over a bump and spilt the Kool Aid and Roy Gene stuck his bolo [01:07.44]Knife right through the convertible top and the dog threw up all over the back seat [01:10.56]Peanut butter don't agree with him [01:12.30]You see [01:12.48]So we had to stop and take off the top and air everything out and clean it up [01:15.36]The dog run off and RJ says she felt her asthma comin' on [01:18.06]I was sittin' there wonderin' what to do when the en tire scenic [01:20.58]San Joo wan U Drive'Em Army Jeep car sank in the mud [01:23.61]At thirteen thousand feet above sea level [01:26.67]Well [01:26.91]We shoveled it out and ate our lunch [01:28.32]The dog made a yellow hole in the snow and Roy Gene got out [01:30.63]His Instamatic and took a snapshot of it [01:32.58]Mary Elizabeth drawed a picture of the road [01:34.44]It looked like a whole bunch a' Zs and Ws all strung together [01:37.98]And RJ took one look at it and said that the only way [01:39.96]That Jeep car is goin' down that road is over her dead body [01:43.02]Then a rock slipped out from under the wheel and the U Drive 'Em [01:45.09]Army Jeep car went right over the edge of the cliff [01:49.68]Yahoo oo oo oo [01:49.98]Doggone it [01:50.34]Roy Gene [01:50.79]How many times do I have to 'splain it to you [01:52.62]When I tell you to put a rock under the wheel [01:54.12]I mean rock [01:55.26]Now look at that [01:55.86]What you have there is no bigger'n a grapefruit