The Birmingham Ho-Morten Abel

[ti:The Birmingham Ho] [ar:Morten Abel] [al:Morten Abel] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Birmingham Ho - Morten Abel [00:02.60]OK Taxi [00:10.54] [00:13.21]I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi [00:15.42]I got it first but she slipped in before me [00:17.92]Just as I was telling her hey this is mine [00:20.36]She already told the cab driver where to go [00:22.85]Me I always show respect for the ladies [00:25.30]I sat back and let her have it her way [00:27.93]So good lord sees me through darkness and light [00:30.28]I tell you what I remembered from that night [00:32.85]I'm hungry do you fancy a little something to eat [00:35.29]I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed [00:37.78]But she was already on the way down in the seat [00:40.37]I tried to stop her or maybe I didn't [00:42.86]So there I was in a strange situation [00:45.29]The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station [00:47.82]I said no man no don't [00:50.17]I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road [00:52.86]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [00:57.25] [00:59.19]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:07.26]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:13.45]Two hours later she was still at it [01:15.93]The driver had to refill gasoline and shit [01:18.25]Baby baby introduce yourself [01:20.19]What's your name girl [01:22.23]My name is Fred [01:23.39]Fred [01:23.93]Fred yeah [01:25.36]Fred a'what a'what did you say [01:27.69]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [01:30.22]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [01:32.82]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:39.45]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:47.12]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:52.86]So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into [01:55.18] [01:57.45]Just think of me that night and what I went through [02:01.80]I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever giving me head [02:07.47]Until I realised it was this dude called Fred Hello [02:11.60]And that was a Birmingham Ho [02:14.25]Hey ho hey ho hey [02:16.61]And that was a Birmingham Ho [02:18.28]Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey [02:23.72]Take it away now [02:25.79]Hold on a minute that's bullshit [02:27.69]You told me it was a microphone [02:29.23]And you wanted me to sing in it [02:30.99]I don't think it's me I think it's you that have a problem [02:34.66]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:37.87]I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them [02:40.56]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:42.82]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:45.33]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [02:52.02]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [02:59.63]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:05.71]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:12.09]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:19.73]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:25.45]And that was a Birmingham Ho [03:27.02]Hey ho hey ho hey [03:29.17]And was a Birmingham Ho [03:30.75]Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey [03:35.72]Ho hey ho hey ho hey [03:39.36]Ho hey ho hey ho hey