School Spirit Skit 1-Ye (侃爷)

[ti:School Spirit Skit 1] [ar:Kanye West] [al:The College Dropout] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.92]Now beat that [00:01.63]And your mothers sayin “go to college” [00:03.56]So u finish college and its wonderful [00:05.74]U feel so good [00:07.06]And after all the partying and crazing [00:08.93]And don't forget about that ** habit u [00:10.93]Picked up at school bein around your peers [00:12.86]Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and [00:15.67]You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine [00:18.22]But it'll be you're your money [00:20.78]No more borrowin money from mom for my high [00:22.72]So now you get ur degree tattooed [00:24.67]On your back your so excited about it [00:26.37]If u continue to work at the GAP [00:28.55]After several interviews Oh my god [00:31.19]You'll come in at an entry level [00:33.31]Position and when u do that [00:35.24]If u kiss enough a** [00:36.93]You'll move up to the next level [00:38.74]Which is being a secretary's secretary [00:40.24]And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary [00:44.85]Who never went to college [00:47.04]She's actually the bosses niece [00:48.54]So now your apart of the family [00:50.84]You know what college does for you [00:53.40]It makes you really smart man [00:54.84]All you kids want to talk in the back [00:56.91]Of the class not me I listened ok [00:58.72]I was a hall monitor This was meant to be [01:03.18]You know how many classes I took [01:05.38]Extra classes extra classes [01:06.07]No I've never had sex but you know what [01:09.00]My degree keeps me satisfied [01:12.31]When a lady walks to me says [01:13.68]“hey u know what's sexy ” [01:14.87]I say “no I don't know what it is [01:16.49]But I bet I can add up all the change [01:17.86]In your purse really fast”