Miss Marmelstein-Barbra Streisand/Elliott Gould/Jack Kruschen/Lillian Roth/Marilyn Cooper/Bambi Linn

[ti:Miss Marmelstein] [ar:Barbra Streisand] [al:Just For The Record Highlights] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.13]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [00:05.14] [00:09.46]Oh why is it always miss marmelstein [00:13.52] [00:14.41]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [00:19.53]Other girls get called by their first names right away [00:23.79]They get cozy intimate do you know what I mean [00:28.65]Nobody calls me: hey baby doll [00:32.58] [00:33.24]Or honey dear or sweetie pie [00:38.25]Even my first name would be preferable [00:42.31]Though its terrible it might be better: its yetta [00:47.93]Or perhaps my second name thats tessye [00:51.62]Spells t-e-s-s-y-e [00:56.93]But no no its always miss marmelstein [01:01.68]You'd think at least miss m they could try [01:06.41]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [01:08.66]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [01:12.40]Oh I could die [01:15.59]I'm a very willing secretary [01:19.72]Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate [01:23.78]Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment [01:28.34]Its great I mean simply great [01:32.22]But the aggravation of my situation [01:36.66]I might as well get it off my chest [01:41.16]Its the drum appellation [01:46.35]Oh pardon the big words I apply [01:48.03]But I was an english major at c c n y [01:50.41]Drum appellation [01:54.78]Well literally I am persistently addressed [01:59.93]Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed [02:05.23]Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic [02:08.48]Why is it always miss marmelstein [02:12.73]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [02:18.35]Other girls get called by their nick names right away [02:22.54]Slightly naughty or riske [02:24.54]Do you know what I mean ha ha mmmmmmm [02:27.60]Nobody calls me : koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie [02:37.10]Even hey there babe thought not respectable [02:40.98]Ain't so objectable [02:43.66]Its kind of crummy but chummy [02:46.67]Of course if I got married that would do it [02:50.23]So wheres the lucky guy ha [02:55.86]Till then it still is miss marmelstein [03:00.42]Everyday I get more and more fast [03:05.11]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [03:07.37]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [03:11.24]Oh oh oh [03:15.06]I could bust