Kids-Conway Twitty

Kids - Conway Twitty Conway - Well you're the reason I'm ridin around on big-capped tires Loretta - And you're the reason I'm hangin our clothes outside on wires Both - And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But I love you just the same Conway - Well you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop Loretta - And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop Both - Chorus Both - I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need Cuz when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed Loretta - And that's the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone Conway - And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb Both - Chorus Loretta (speaking) - Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave, Or put on clean pair of pants? Conway (speaking) - But Loretta, look at yourself. I wish you'd take Them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little Make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper. Loretta - Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. Considering everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star. Conway - Yeah, Ruth Buzzley. Loretta - Thank you. Conway - Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyways. Loretta - Oh they did, hunh? What about the ones that's bald? Conway - Well I guess you could say they took after me.