Never Trust a Woman-Tex Williams

[ti:Never Trust a Woman] [ar:Tex Williams] [al:Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! 50 Country & Western Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Never Trust a Woman - Tex Williams [00:03.89]If you aren't a man with a lot of guts [00:05.57]A dog-gone woman will drive you nuts [00:07.33]You can't trust one to the corner now a day [00:09.89] [00:11.09]You got to watch your doors [00:12.08]Or she'll cheat you blind [00:13.10]A woman aren't got but a one track mind [00:14.95]You'll find out Bud it's the man who always pays [00:17.57] [00:18.49]She'll feed you a line that will turn your head [00:20.14]And you'll marry her and when you're in bed [00:22.08]She'll go through all the pockets in your pants [00:25.35] [00:26.05]And if you object there'll be a big fight [00:27.71]And chances are it will last all night [00:29.27]I'm telling you man you just aren't got a chance [00:32.19] [00:33.68]Never never trust a woman [00:36.30] [00:37.37]You'll be sorry if you do [00:40.00] [00:40.90]Never never trust a woman [00:43.81] [00:44.85]She'll just make a monkey out of you [00:47.24] [01:03.29]Though women are handy around the house [01:05.05]They can't be trusted by man nor mouse [01:06.93]It's a shame the way they drag a good man down [01:09.73] [01:10.72]It's a well-known fact they talk too much [01:12.58]And they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such [01:14.77]And Paul Revere the gossip all around town [01:17.25] [01:18.28]You'll blow your top when they get in your hair [01:20.14]And they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear [01:22.36]You wish you never seen the light of day [01:25.55]I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked [01:27.59]When one of them females gets you hooked [01:29.69]And so you better think it over while you may [01:32.24] [01:33.72]Never never trust a woman [01:36.47] [01:37.42]You'll be sorry if you do [01:40.18] [01:41.20]Never never trust a woman [01:43.85] [01:44.93]She'll just make a monkey out of you [01:47.40] [02:03.37]I'm telling you man it's a dirty shame [02:04.97]To come home late from a poker game [02:07.12]To a little wife that's goanna give you heck [02:10.50]She's sitting alone with a rolling pin [02:12.60]And will let you have it when you walk in [02:14.81]And when she gets through with you [02:15.98]You'll be a wreck [02:17.85] [02:18.40]If you had a little nip [02:19.31]And she smelled your breath [02:20.24]She'll start in nagging you half to death [02:21.74] [02:22.25]And Bud you'll have to put up [02:23.51]With that for life [02:24.68] [02:25.94]Cause the preacher said for better or worse [02:27.66]And until you ride that big black hoarse [02:30.04]You just naturally got yourself a wife [02:32.46] [02:33.86]Never never trust a woman [02:36.78] [02:37.61]You'll be sorry if you do [02:40.37] [02:41.32]Never never trust a woman [02:44.07] [02:45.16]She'll just make a monkey out of you