Tu vuo fa l'americano-Sophia Loren/Paolo Bacillieri

[ti:Wouldn't It Be Loverly] [ar:Peter Sellers] [al:Songs for Swingin' Sellers] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Wouldn't It Be Loverly (那该有多好) - Peter Sellers [00:01.77]I'd just like to say uh good afternoon Mister Banerjee [00:05.44] [00:06.42]And take this opportunity of welcoming you and your musicians [00:10.03] [00:10.70]To the studio [00:11.39] [00:12.05]I thank you very much I'm very glad to have the opportunity [00:15.76]Of coming here [00:16.54]Tell me um have you found that uh [00:20.67]There has been great enthusiasm [00:22.07]For George Bernard Shaw in India [00:24.61]Oh my goodness yes yes we have got a lot of people [00:27.56]In India and indeed in Pakistan [00:30.29]Who are loving to hearing the words [00:32.30]Of George Bernard Shaw [00:33.48] [00:34.16]We are saing to ourselves over there: "This [00:36.73]Man has got a great white beard [00:38.07] [00:38.69]So therefore he must have great Knowledge " [00:41.04] [00:41.75]And so we are saying to ourselves: "That is what we are [00:44.50]Wanting that is what we are wanting [00:45.43]We are wanting to hear words of [00:47.56]This man so that [00:49.51]So that we can learn them and sing them and play [00:51.46]Them " [00:52.59]Uh have you visited the shrine of GBS [00:56.52] [00:57.41]In Ayot St Lawrence at all [00:59.24]Well indeed yes We have all been there [01:01.31]We went on a bus [01:02.22]Coach tour to Ayr-Ayrton St Lawrence [01:05.28] [01:05.94]And we are saying to [01:06.85]Ourselves: "My goodness [01:07.96]Here we are where the great man was living " [01:09.78] [01:10.62]And we went in the first place to look around [01:13.58]And we are saying: "That [01:15.10]Is where he was sleeping and this is where he was eating [01:18.01]And this [01:18.36]Is another room and [01:20.33]" Uh all kinds of rooms in this house are very [01:22.46] [01:23.37]Good for us to know of [01:24.90]Have you uh taken the story of "My Fair Lady" [01:29.18]And uh uh as it stands [01:31.75]Or have you changed it at all [01:33.31]What have you done with it [01:34.70]Well what what we have done with it you see uh I I am [01:38.61]Playing uh what is called over here Professor Higgins I am playing [01:42.60] [01:43.31]Professor Umbelahi [01:44.26] [01:45.36]I'm walking through the market place one [01:47.61]Day uh at near Maharatchme [01:49.21] [01:49.96]Which is near Bombay you Understand [01:51.55] [01:52.19]And I'm walking by there and I am saying to my friend [01:55.43]Who is with me [01:56.21]I say: "Look there over there is a beautiful [01:59.80]Untouchable girl beautiful [02:02.11]" And he says: "Oh yes but we she is Untouchable [02:05.20]We don't want to know her " Ah chut and cha I am [02:10.61]Making her touchable that is what I am doing [02:12.82] [02:13.50]You see and I am Saying to her: [02:15.25]"Come with me my dear and I will make you a Touchable " [02:17.55] [02:18.16]And she is saying to me: "No I am untouchable that's [02:19.94]Good enough for me " [02:20.61] [02:21.29]Do you have a good cast [02:22.84] [02:23.57]Oh yes indeed I come from a very high caste [02:26.03]Oh yes yes oh yes [02:26.96]I can safely say that [02:28.16] [02:28.67]Uh no no I wasn't referring to [02:30.09]What I mean is is there a good cast [02:32.19]In the the show [02:33.55] [02:34.22]Well yes we have a very excellent cast [02:37.42]I'm sorry I misunderstood you [02:38.95]You see [02:39.72] [02:40.24]We have all kinds of stars from India [02:43.02] [02:43.73]We have two people from [02:44.75]Assam We have another woman [02:47.03]Her has come all the way from Ceylon [02:49.19] [02:49.85]What ah what ah what have you called the songs [02:52.81]I mean have you changed [02:53.70]The titles of the songs at all [02:55.75]Oh yes [02:56.09]Well naturally we we we have had to um um ah [03:00.11]Change one or two [03:01.03]Of the main songs um a-a-ah [03:03.55] [03:04.84]We have featured [03:05.46] [03:06.55]We have now called "Get Me to the Taj Mahal on Time" [03:09.41] [03:10.30]And um ah [03:11.59]"I've Grown Accustomed to Your Dhoti" [03:14.39]And I would like to sing for you [03:15.97]Now this beautiful song uh [03:20.66]What we are doing on the tour and I think [03:24.40]When you have heard it you will say: "My goodness me [03:27.81]What a lovely song " [03:28.99] [03:29.83]Or words to that effect [03:30.88] [03:35.10]All I want is a room somewhere [03:37.77] [03:39.00]Far a-way from the cold night air [03:41.72] [03:43.20]With one enormous chair [03:46.22]Oh Would it not be lovely [03:48.86] [03:50.48]Lots of chocolate for me to eat [03:53.15] [03:54.04]Lots of coal making lots of heat [03:57.16] [03:58.36]Warm feet warm hands warm foot [04:01.16]Oh Wouldn't it be lovely [04:04.00] [04:05.65]Oh So lovely sitting abso-bloomin-lutely still [04:10.92] [04:11.94]Watcher cockie [04:12.50] [04:13.31]I would never budge till [04:17.05]Spring crept on the windowsill [04:20.00] [04:20.93]Someone's head is resting on my knee [04:23.97] [04:24.68]Warm and tender as she can be [04:27.80] [04:29.07]Who'll taking good care of me [04:31.91]Oh Would it not be lovely [04:36.74] [04:38.40]Lovely lovely lovely [04:42.73] [04:54.49]Aahhhh [04:55.43] [04:56.85]Ooohhhhh [04:57.63] [05:01.26]So loverly sittin' abso-bloomin-lutely still [05:06.26] [05:08.09]I would never budge till [05:11.86]Spring crept on the windowsill [05:14.77] [05:16.07]Someone's head resting on my knee [05:18.92] [05:19.66]Warm and tender as she can be [05:22.87] [05:24.24]Who'll taking good care of me [05:27.20]Oh would it not be lovely (Lovely) [05:34.28] [05:36.04]Lovely (Lovely) lovely [05:39.91] [05:46.15]Would it not be lovely [05:47.79] [05:48.63]Would it not be lovely