Jason Waste-Sway

[ti:Jason Waste] [ar:Sway] [al:The Signature LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jason Waste - Sway (摇摆乐队) [00:01.25]Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay [00:03.19] [00:08.27]People call me a waste man 'cause I haven't got a job what a knob [00:11.53] [00:14.66]Bed up make tea shower eat [00:17.24]Paste wee change go make teas [00:19.83]Alarm snooze back to sleep [00:21.59]All of my little brothers always call me a waste man [00:23.09]Because I'm 27 and I'm living down in the basement [00:25.05]I'm so complacent so I will stay here [00:26.87]They're banging on my door but I won't chase 'em [00:28.66]Cause I'm so lazy the last few days I [00:30.55]Haven't seen daylight haven't shaved [00:32.22]And they can say what they like they just hate me [00:34.16]Cause I never let 'em have a go on my playstation piss off [00:36.10]They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym [00:37.84]I don't wanna be fat I wanna be slim [00:39.42]Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim [00:41.15]Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in [00:42.83]Now I'm in the changing room [00:44.12]Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay [00:46.47]I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think [00:48.50]I'm think to myself why is mine not as big [00:50.14]So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger [00:51.92]Beyonce look at me now I'm a killer [00:53.88]I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing [00:55.73]I just wanted a bit of stiff competition [00:56.91] [00:58.64]What what do you want [00:59.39] [01:00.34]Piss off [01:00.77] [01:01.55]I said piss off [01:02.27] [01:04.00]Shut up I don't care [01:05.14]This is a crap gym [01:06.58]It doesn't work how do I know it works [01:08.38]I'm still fat why am I still fat [01:09.90]It's a sh*t gym [01:11.11]Sod off [01:11.85]I got a baby mum and a lovely little son [01:13.52]Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb [01:14.96]I was very very drunk I told her lot of secrets [01:16.64]Very very drunk I told her not to keep it [01:18.87]Anyway she had it sorry had him Darren [01:20.56]His grandmother Karen wanted to call him Gavin [01:22.13]But I didn't have it I was working at maplin [01:24.04]Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him [01:25.69]Cause he wanted to sack me 'cause I wanted to stab him [01:27.50]Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him [01:29.28]He's a bit bigger but I know I could have him [01:30.96]As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren [01:32.63]I still got sacked and this is how it happened [01:34.41]Some Nigerian guy called tunde [01:36.25]Who told me to call him Thomas for short [01:38.10]Walked into the store said he wanted to talk [01:39.75]At first I wasn't sure but because he was nice to me [01:42.24]And he kinda showed me his nine [01:43.68]He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine [01:45.07]But this is a woman's car [01:46.17]Shut up it's for my wife [01:47.26]He would come in like every fortnight [01:48.66]And buy the same ipod 4 times [01:50.44]Apparently he was doing the same thing with tariq [01:52.31]Who told the police my name when it happened it was Jason [01:54.38] [01:55.10]What [01:55.73]We're from the metropolitan police fraud department [01:57.22]Police [01:57.52] [01:58.64]Oink oink [01:59.36]Oink you're a pig [02:00.42] [02:02.07]Listen go away man I don't wanna get arrested [02:03.98]I wanna rest I wanna sleep [02:05.12]All my little brothers smoke w**d [02:06.59]Come and arrest them or they'll do murder [02:08.43]Bed [02:09.03]I can sleep till the world ends [02:10.46]And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend [02:12.09]All I ever do is fail them [02:13.62]Cause all I ever do is tell them the true [02:15.84]If you're fat you're fat b**ch ain't nothing wrong with that [02:18.92]Don't switch I'm just telling you a fact [02:20.65]Do you think you're thin [02:21.53] [02:22.34]Well then [02:22.80] [02:23.35]I abuse most of them [02:24.47]I think that's how I lose most of them [02:26.19]I don't want to get too close to them [02:28.08]After what happened to Elton in school [02:29.62]Elton was cool [02:30.38]But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to [02:32.60]Do [02:33.23]She said no but he went ahead and felt her [02:35.07]I think he's just coming out of feltham [02:37.31]My last girl was a wannabe wag [02:38.50] [02:39.20]Who went everywhere in a cab [02:40.21]I told her I'm rich [02:41.32]She took me to harrod [02:42.34]And picked up this Gucci worth a grand [02:44.11]I went quiet like words from my gran [02:45.68]Cause that's too much to spend on a slag [02:47.35]I mean that's too much to spend on a bag [02:49.05]As soon as we got to the till I ran [02:50.69] [02:51.44]Then my mobile rang [02:52.27] [02:53.27]It was my first love Anna [02:54.43] [02:55.07]She said she split up with her man [02:56.16] [02:56.82]And she's in need of a bang [02:58.16]I said I'll be on a bus in a minute [03:00.13]She said you better not bust in a minute [03:01.88]I got prang and rushed to the chemist [03:03.44]Excuse me have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature [03:07.14]He took me to the back of the store [03:08.76]He gave me a spray what's this for [03:10.24] [03:12.60]Got to her house clock says 4 [03:14.15]She's worn out I'm wanting more [03:15.36] [03:15.93]Cause she's sore she went down south [03:17.63]And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth [03:19.51]Oi Anna speak loud [03:21.44]Are you saying you can't feel your mouth [03:22.94] [03:23.49]Are you saying where is this mouse [03:24.94]What you want me to take your couch [03:26.74]Look if you want to kiss me out [03:28.44]That's when she kicked me ouch [03:30.28]I think she's trying to kick me out [03:31.90]Just tell me if you wanna get me out [03:33.58]I'm gone