I'm My Own Grandpa-Guy Lombardo/The Lombardo Trio

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Guy Lombardo] [al:1940S Journey] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo [00:05.41]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:10.08]I'm my own granpa [00:14.39]It sounds funny I know [00:16.20]But it really is so [00:19.01]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:24.43]Many many years ago when I was twenty-three [00:28.37]I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be [00:33.23]This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red [00:37.79]My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed [00:42.78]This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life [00:47.46]My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife [00:51.77]To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy [00:56.64]I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy [01:01.50]My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad [01:05.99]And so became my uncle though it made me very sad [01:10.49]For if he was my uncle then that also made him br'ther [01:15.17]Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother [01:20.16]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:24.40]I'm my own granpa [01:28.90]It sounds funny I know [01:31.14]But it really is so [01:33.76]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:39.26]Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run [01:43.68]And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son [01:48.11]My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue [01:52.67]Because altho' she is my wife she's my grandmother too [01:57.08] [02:16.24]If my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild [02:20.48]And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild [02:24.91]For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw [02:29.84]As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa [02:34.27]Oh I'm my own grandpa [02:39.01]I'm my own granpa [02:43.57]It sounds funny I know [02:45.56]But it really is so [02:47.75]Oh I'm my own grandpa