If I Were a Bell-Miles Davis/Frank Loesser

Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed tonight That's the way I just got to behave Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start Popping my spring Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning Yes, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way that you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're fondly caressing Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring Or if I were a bell Yes, if I were a bell, if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding