99 Problems (Tribute Version Originally Performed By Jay Z)-UCT

[ti:99 Problems (As Made Famous By Jay-Z)] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Swagga Like Us] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.53]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [00:02.90]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [00:05.59]I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
我是个说唱歌手 所以条子们特别爱巡查我 [00:08.41]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
那些敌人们想亲眼看我的棺木被盖上 [00:10.91]Rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes'
那些说唱音乐人说我只知道唱金钱和女人 [00:12.50] [00:13.12]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
我来自贫民窟 你们够笨的 知道那里的生活是怎么样的吗 [00:16.25]If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes
如果你小时候只能穿烂鞋子 [00:18.43]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
那一旦你赚到了钱 你也会好好庆祝一番的 [00:21.09]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole
去你们的评论家 你们可以来拍拍我的马屁 [00:23.92]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
如果不喜欢我的歌词 就按快进键 [00:26.48]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
我和电台有仇 因为我不去他们的演出作秀 [00:28.84]They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so
他们不会在电台里放我的歌 我根本不在乎 [00:31.52]Rap mags try and use my black a**
那些说唱杂志就是喜欢用我做封面 [00:34.17]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers
这样广告商就会给他们更多的钱做广告 傻子 [00:37.05] [00:37.61]I don't know what you take me as
我不知道你们把我当什么 [00:39.09]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
是否知道我Jay-Z有多聪明 [00:42.02]I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb
我从贫穷走向富有 说明我不蠢 [00:44.52]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [00:47.28] [00:49.83]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [00:52.13]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [00:54.58]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [00:57.79]The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw
1994年我的火车里放着一堆没有处理的生货 [00:59.84]In my rear view mirror is the motherf**kin' law
在后视镜里就是该死的法律 [01:02.46]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or
我有两个选择 靠边停车 [01:04.77]Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor
或强势一点 选择猛踩油门 [01:07.84]And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
但我不想上演警匪追车大战 [01:10.27]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
我手头上有点小钱 我能熬过官司 [01:12.64]So I pull over to the side of the road
于是把车停到了路边 [01:15.25]Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for
小子 知道我为什么让你停车吗 [01:17.94]'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
因为我是黑小子 我的帽子又戴得低 [01:20.36]Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know
我看起来像是会读心术的人吗 我不知道 [01:23.10]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'
我被逮捕了吗 还是继续猜你的心思 [01:25.60]Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four
那好吧我告诉你 你在限速54迈的路上开到了55迈 [01:28.41]License and registration and step out of the car
请走出车外并出示你的驾驶证明 [01:30.77]Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are
你身上有没有带武器 我知道你这种人经常带的 [01:33.33]I ain't steppin' out of sh*t all my papers legit
我才不出来呢 我赚的钱都是合法的 [01:35.64]Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit
那你是否介意我查下你的车 [01:38.32]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back
我的杂货箱锁着 后备箱也是 [01:40.35]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
我知道我的公民权 你这么做必须有搜查令 [01:42.83] [01:43.76]Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out
你脑子真不错 你是不是 [01:46.51]For lawyer or somethin' somebody important or somethin'
是不是律师或名人 [01:48.96]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
虽然我还没到能到去酒吧的年龄 但我还是懂点法律 [01:51.45]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t
至少你不能非法搜查我的东西 [01:54.01]Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes
那就乖乖等着缉毒犬来吧 [01:55.79] [01:56.35]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [01:59.03] [02:01.84]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [02:04.22]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [02:06.71]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [02:09.66] [02:12.11]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [02:14.47]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [02:16.91]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [02:19.70]Now once upon a time not too long ago
曾经有一次 就在不久前 [02:21.83]A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe
我不得不对一个贱女人施暴 [02:24.58]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a p**sy
这个贱女人并不是有脸的人 [02:27.32]But a p**sy havin' no goddamn sense try an' push me
而是一个不讲道理的傻子 想要挑衅我 [02:30.14]I try to ignore him talk to the Lord
我尽量忽视他 不得不和上帝对话 [02:32.37]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform
我为他祈祷 但有些傻子天生就爱表演 [02:34.71] [02:35.54]You know the type loud as a motorbike
你知道的就是嗓门大得像骑摩托车的人 [02:37.47]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
但这种人如果在水果大战中我连扔一颗小葡萄都不敢 [02:40.03]And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and
所以只能给他一个耳光 [02:42.90]He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain
他和他的兄弟只会对着警官嚷嚷 [02:45.45]And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again
我能怎么办呢 又被困在大山里 [02:47.58] [02:48.13]Back through the system with the riff-raff again
回到那个地方 又和那些乌合之众待在一起 [02:50.57]Fiends on the floor scratchin' again
监狱里的*****发作 躺在地上挠身子 [02:53.07]Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them
狗仔队们拿着相机 使劲拍 [02:54.94] [02:55.68]D A try to give a ni**a shaft again
地方检察官又要给我这个黑鬼带上镣铐了 [02:58.36]Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
就因为我是黑人 所以保释金就要交50万美元 [03:00.68]All because this fool was harassin' them
这一切都因为那个傻瓜对我的骚扰 [03:03.24]Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin'
他像小孩一样爱吃糖 我哪有糖精那么甜 [03:05.42] [03:05.99]But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
我拿枪的样子一点也不甜美 [03:08.67]I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [03:11.35] [03:13.97]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [03:16.28]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [03:18.71]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [03:21.56] [03:24.13]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [03:26.56]If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [03:28.97]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 来吧 [03:31.77] [03:37.08]Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
如果你找不到女朋友 那兄弟我真为你感到悲哀 [03:39.26]I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha
我纵使有九十九个问题 也不会在女孩方面有问题 [03:41.69] [03:43.12]You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy
这首歌够疯吧 Rick我是你们的好兄弟