Stupid Marriage-Specials

[ti:Stupid Marriage] [ar:Specials] [al:Blue Plate Specials] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.25]Court in session [00:01.82] [00:14.10]Order My name is Judge Roughneck [00:15.35] [00:16.97]And I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom [00:19.34] [00:22.47]Rude boy you have been brought in [00:25.22] [00:26.10]Front of me and charged [00:26.52]With smashing this woman's window [00:27.64] [00:29.27]Before I sentence you [00:30.02] [00:31.27]What have you got to say in your defense [00:32.71] [00:36.46]I was walking down the street one night [00:38.27] [00:39.46]When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light [00:42.27] [00:43.83]Her way of life may be nothing to hide [00:47.02] [00:47.83]With her frosted glass shattered curtains open wide [00:50.96] [00:52.52]Naked woman naked man [00:58.52] [01:00.89]Where did you get that nice sun tan [01:07.21] [01:09.33]You live in a castle built of sand [01:15.27] [01:17.64]Naked woman naked man [01:23.64] [01:26.27]Naked from your bath [01:26.96] [01:27.64]You go naked to your bed [01:28.77] [01:29.40]And I can't stop the hatred [01:30.90] [01:31.46]Running through my head [01:32.77] [01:33.71]Silence in court Order [01:34.77] [01:58.13]Rude boy you have led me to believe [02:00.44]That you was going out with a girl [02:01.88] [02:02.63]And she left you and married someone else [02:04.38] [02:05.88]So you got drunk [02:07.01]And smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property [02:08.38] [02:09.07]I have come to one conclusion [02:11.57] [02:12.94]That is to sentence you to five months in prison [02:15.38] [02:16.88]Before they take you down to the cells [02:18.51] [02:19.25]What have you got to say for yourself [02:20.69] [02:21.63]He wanted to be something but she knows he never will [02:23.75]She's got him where she wanted [02:24.94] [02:25.63]And forgot to take her pill [02:26.82] [02:27.82]And he thinks that [02:28.57] [02:29.19]She'll be happy when she's hanging out the nappies [02:31.19] [02:32.13]If that's a happy marriage [02:33.82]I'd prefer to be unhappy [02:35.00] [02:36.56]Married woman married man [02:42.63] [02:44.88]Where did you get that family plan [02:50.69] [02:53.19]Mrs Ewe and Mr Ram [02:59.25] [03:01.25]Where did you get that lovely lamb [03:07.69] [03:09.76]Naked woman naked man [03:12.38] [03:13.32]Where did you get that nice sun tan [03:15.57] [03:16.63]（Order in my courtroom） [03:17.76]Naked woman naked man [03:18.69] [03:19.50]Where did you get that nice sun tan [03:21.88]（Hush up） [03:22.76]Naked woman naked man [03:24.07] [03:25.13]Where did you get that nice sun tan [03:26.18] [03:48.18]（Take him away）