Hearts For Handlebars-The Divorce

[00:19.96]I head South with all my countrymen [00:24.32]To build houses on the shoulders of those [00:28.60]Who we'd never let sleep in our garage [00:33.05]Cuz they're overfilled with cars [00:37.47]And they're never gonna let you in [00:41.78]'Til they dress you up in Protestant clothes [00:46.21]And parade you out [00:48.87]Screaming "Where is our reward [00:50.77]Hey look we saved this guy's soul" [00:52.73]Whoa [00:54.58]Today is the day [00:56.63]That we trade our hearts for handlebars [01:02.95]Give the TV the keys [01:05.93]And hope that it points us at the stars [01:12.47] [01:21.18]Don't look North with those jealous eyes [01:25.68]Cuz you know that they're just us in disguise [01:29.86]Hope they keep their little fingers out of this [01:34.27]While I take my second wish [01:38.99]Will they come down from their tower again [01:43.14]All their speeches sound like piss in the wind [01:47.47]And I've heard enough [01:49.81]To fill the bowl at his feet [01:52.12]Where they're washing his toes [01:54.12]And they'd sell Mary for a paddle [01:56.66]Just to row his boat home [02:00.15]Today is the day [02:02.26]That we trade our hearts for handlebars [02:08.52]Give the TV the keys [02:10.79]And hope that it points us at the [02:15.40]And if they doctor prescribes it [02:19.30]I'll take it [02:20.81]And if I stay here tonight [02:23.60]Will you stay with me [02:26.73] [02:52.56]Today is the day [02:54.72]That we trade our hearts for handlebars [03:01.07]Give the TV the keys [03:03.33]And hope that it points us at the stars [03:10.12]Who is the captain [03:12.62]Who is the captain [03:14.58]Who is the captain [03:16.51]Who is the captain [03:18.73]Who's gonna steer this ship into the rocks [03:21.60]While we sleep in our bunks [03:22.69]Dreaming of a dry pair of socks [03:27.77]