My Brother-Terry Scott

Phaugh... There's something wrong round here, what is it Ohh! it's you COME HERE AND SIT DOWN, YOUR GONNA HAVE THE TRUTH TOLD ABOUT YOU AND PUT ON RECORD. 'ERE PLEASE DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO ME BECAUSE I'VE JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST... THANK-YOU Who put salt in the sugar bowl Who put fireworks in the coal Who put a real live toad in the hole MY BROTHER Who put jam in mothers shoe Who made real caterpillars stew Who locked Grandad in the loo MY BROTHER My brother said it wasn't he who put shampoo in Grandma's tea My brother said that it was me My brothers rotten Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall Who put soot in the baby's b### Who drew things on the garden wall MY BROTHER You autha see what he drew. auhh what a surprise nobody knew what it was realy but everybody had a good idea and he wrote slogans "Down with young mothers" that was one 'cause he don't think our mum knows how to bring us up right I don't think so either you know every night when we're wide awake, she makes us go to bed, and every morning when we're fast asleep she makes us get up Whos pet mouse made autnie shreik Who ate glue and couldn't speak What clever dick was sick for a week MY BROTHER Who keeps maggots in a tin Plays the twist on his violin Whos been gettin' at the gin MY BROTHER He looks just like a chimney sweep but dirt they say is just skin deep I know he's good when he's asleep! but you don't know what he's dreamin' about (do ya) Who wouldn't mind if I ride his bike Who lets me shot his gun if I like Who says I'm best at Football, Ludo, Snakes & Ladders Hide & Seek, Chasin' each other up and down the garden pinchin' little girls up the high street Well he's gotta say I'm best 'cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything I'll bash him. HaHa MY LOVELY LOVELY BROTHER come on, come on mate, lets get out of here bofore you fall down the hole in the middle come on give us your hand' we're gonna wal... 'ere what you had in your hand 'ave ya Corrrrr!!!!!