Big Dog-Rolf Harris

[00:10.14]This great big wolf hound's standing staring at me [00:15.26]Licking his chops and weighing me up for tea [00:20.00]I'm a guy who don't scare easily [00:24.33]That's the truth cor look at that tooth [00:29.62]And he's just standing slobbering and panting looking at me [00:38.03]They never had this great dog here yesterday [00:42.98]Her old man's bought him just to scare me away [00:47.92]I bet he's in there laughing shouting hooray [00:51.96]And I'm scared to death and puppy dog's breath [00:57.73]Is coming faster it's gonna be disaster I daren't run away [01:06.23]Her dad's got a right to object to the way I dress I guess [01:11.00]But to buy a huge pup to tear me up [01:13.46]Look his jaws and his paws and his maws all wet [01:15.93]It's not sweat it's saliva and he'll be the sole survivor [01:20.85]That's pure vindictiveness [01:23.03]So when his great mastiff has torn me limb from limb [01:28.67]What'll his precious daughter think about him [01:33.21]I'm not very bright but I'm certainly not that dim [01:37.67]You see then her father [01:40.00]He will have made me a martyr you see [01:43.25]And when me head's been torn to shreds [01:46.47]She's gonna blame him [01:49.35]Sounds gory don't it I've turned green [01:54.36]Still I might as well go in a blaze of glory [01:57.29]If you know what I mean [01:59.74]Just the same I wish I had the courage to run [02:04.54]Either that or I wish I had a dirty great gun [02:08.63]Well if I really gotta die then I better get it over and done [02:13.34]Cor that dog's immense still here I go over the fence [02:17.92]Go on dog go on treat me as lunch meat [02:20.84]Savage me and crunch me here's me foot have fun [02:24.00] [02:29.06](歌手独白) [02:48.00] [02:56.11]Killer