The Great Medical Menagerist-Harmonica Frank

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:09.18]Ladies and gentlemens [00:10.38]Caught by dodgers little rabbit twisters [00:13.08] [00:14.76]Step right around closely [00:16.65] [00:19.68]Tell you all about [00:20.97] [00:21.99]A wonderful medicine show I used to work with [00:24.57] [00:26.31]Here this afternoon [00:27.72] [00:28.68]Also we have Dr Donacre here with us [00:33.24]The great medical menagerist of the world [00:35.64] [00:42.87]We have a wonderful soap here this afternoon [00:46.50]We had one here before [00:48.30] [00:49.02]A gentlemen bought a bar of it and took a bath in it [00:51.75] [00:53.76]Found two suits of underwear he didn't even know he had [00:56.85] [00:59.49]Yes sir [00:59.91] [01:00.57]Brings the dirt some lather [01:03.42] [01:11.70]Ladies here's a wonderful tonic to give to your husbands [01:14.73] [01:15.78]Makes him tell everything that he ever has done [01:18.96] [01:20.13]Not only that but everything he intends to do [01:23.16] [01:26.01]We also have a wonderful hat tonic here on the market this afternoon [01:30.84] [01:31.74]Guaranteed to grow a hair on a doorknob in 30 minutes [01:35.16] [01:37.44]Here's a letter from a gentleman up in Ohio [01:39.96]It reads dear sir after drinkin' two bottles of your hat tonic [01:45.87] [01:46.71]My hair is coming out very nicely The time I drink two more [01:52.74]I think it'll all be out [01:54.90] [01:59.70]Well I quit that job [02:01.08] [02:02.46]I got a job in a grocery store yes sir [02:05.16] [02:06.27]Feller comes in says what's your butter today [02:08.43] [02:09.03]I said my butter today is butter [02:10.68]He said [02:11.07]I'm proud of that [02:12.51]What I got here yesterday was axle grease [02:15.33] [02:17.40]Another feller comes in says [02:18.72]What's your prunes today [02:20.25]I said my prunes today is raisins [02:22.02] [02:23.52]With inflammatory rheumatism [02:23.79] [02:25.89]Well this young lady comes in says [02:28.17] [02:28.89]Let me see your socks [02:30.45] [02:31.35]I said you'll have to excuse me miss [02:33.54]It's too hot I don't wear any [02:35.58] [02:36.12]Well the boss he got mad and fired me [02:38.49] [02:39.06]Went across the street and got me a job at the butcher shop yes sir [02:42.66] [02:43.32]Feller come in says [02:44.46]What's your liver today [02:45.57]I said my liver today is ever so much [02:47.43]Said I know but how much [02:48.78]All ten cents a yard [02:50.07]How much do you have [02:51.15] [02:52.68]Worst part of all was an old maid came in [02:55.14]She says [02:56.19]Mrs Brown says you have pig's feet [02:58.53]I said [02:58.65] [02:59.82]You go tell Mrs Brown she just told a Popeye lie [03:03.30]I got's human feet just like anybody else