Telecide-The Tubes

[ti:Telecide] [ar:The Tubes] [al:Remote Control] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Telecide - The Tubes [00:11.09]Listen boys and girls [00:11.90]About the other world [00:12.78]It's just a day job [00:14.09]Night job [00:14.84]Odd job [00:15.47]Nose job [00:16.03]Hand job [00:16.66]Blow job [00:17.28]Rack job [00:17.97]Snow job [00:18.59]Boring 9-to-5 job [00:19.53]Rather have a knob job [00:21.53] [00:22.22]Things get too inertial [00:24.09] [00:24.78]No time for commercials [00:26.72]I'd rather be a clone [00:27.66]I guess I'm going home [00:28.78]To visit Kojak [00:29.41]Gong Show [00:30.10]Happy Days [00:31.08]Adam-12 [00:31.83]Edge Of Night [00:32.52]Love Of Life [00:33.21]Merv and Mike [00:33.83]Good Times [00:34.40]Make A Deal [00:35.14]Charlie's Angels [00:36.14]Family Feud [00:37.27] [00:37.83]Feeling so much thinner [00:39.46] [00:40.02]I need a TV dinner [00:41.71] [00:42.33]I'm mad as hell [00:43.71]And I'm not going to take it anymore [00:46.52] [00:47.40]TV suicide [00:48.52] [00:49.96]TV suicide [00:51.33] [00:52.96]What a lovely way to die [00:54.83]It's a television suicide [00:56.65] [00:58.27]Please stand by [00:59.39]We're coming to you live [01:00.52]'Cause we got news [01:01.40]Hot news [01:01.77]Flash news [01:02.27]Trash news [01:02.96]Funny news [01:03.77]Stupid news [01:04.52]Comprehensive overviews [01:05.58]Eyewitness TV news [01:07.39]Brought to you by Gucci shoes [01:08.67] [01:09.55]This one is so juicy [01:11.23] [01:12.04]We're pre-empting Lucy [01:13.42]Coming down the street [01:15.11]The sound of running feet [01:16.36]He's at the front door [01:17.42]Back door [01:17.98]Side door [01:18.48]Cellar door [01:18.98]First floor [01:19.48]Second floor [01:20.11]Third floor [01:21.11]Bedroom door [01:21.86]Throws himself across the floor [01:23.05]Turns it on to Channel 4 [01:25.23]Stay tuned to this channel [01:26.80] [01:27.55]For our all-star panel [01:29.48] [01:29.99]I used to know him [01:31.49] [01:32.24]He seemed like a regular guy [01:33.74] [01:34.49]TV suicide [01:35.99] [01:36.73]TV suicide [01:38.55] [01:40.30]What a lovely way to die [01:41.86] [01:42.49]It's another case of telecide [01:44.42] [01:44.98]TV suicide [01:46.86] [01:47.74]TV suicide [01:49.42] [01:50.92]What a lovely way to die [01:52.24] [01:53.01]It's a television suicide