Teenage Love on the Phone (Explicit)-Adam Sandler

They're All Gonna Laugh At You Teenage Love On The Phone Performed by adam sandler and allen covert Richie "so ya doin' good" Samantha "ya I'm fine how 'bout you" Richie "how good could I be I haven't seen you in three hours." Samantha "ohhh richie. hey richie my dad's down the hall and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you it's just because he's coming." Richie "ok. so look uh do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi " Richie "hello" Samantha "sorry I thought he was coming." Richie "that's ok. so about the dance. do you wanna meet Samantha "umm well my brother gets the car on Friday nights." Richie "well that's ok I'll come by and get you. let's say around " Richie "come on.." Richie "hey." Samantha "sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom." Richie "that's ok. well look uh.. what was I saying oh yeah should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.." Richie "give me a break " Richie "hello." Samantha "sorry. it was just my dog." Richie "hey what's your dad's problem anyways why can't we talk" Samantha "he just thinks I'm on the phone too much. oh my god uh I gotta go." Richie "don't hang up" Samantha "richie I can't talk" Richie "no I'm sick of this put your dad on the phone I wanna talk to him." Samantha "it's not my dad." Richie "what well who's there why can't you talk" Samantha "uh just look richie someone is here." Richie "who's there is it a guy" Samantha "richie" Richie "I knew it I'll kill him put him on the phone" Samantha "oh.. it's just.. hold on." Richie "hey man what the hell are you doing there samantha's my girl You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born" Buffoon "f**kin' sh*t" Richie "yeah f**kin' sh*t is right buddy don't think I'm kidding around man I'm crazy I'll smash your head in I swear to god" Buffoon "one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button." Richie "yeah well that's too bad but I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in" Samantha "what happened was he mad" Buffoon "my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit" "I love you "